Latest Posts by ccocteautwink - Page 2

this is from a 2006 spin article where they interviewed gerard via AOL (pseudonym "NotOkayHelena"). starting to think this guy was "the blueprint".

context: mcr swept the spin readers poll of 2005, img 1 was in response to gerard being voted sexiest, img 2 was in response to a joke about the strokes being upset a newcomer took that prize

My brain works like this

lets jerk off.. together.. take my hand. wait no i need my handfor this sorry

Im so brave for going outside even though everyone thinks im weird and is plotting to undermine/hurt me

monday morning melancholy. we continue to persevere

had a beer some tiramisu ive made and a cigarette after my shift i could grab someone like this and dance with them i dont care about it anymore

the actual main problem with timothee chalamet isn’t even that he’s a bad actor, he’s a very good actor. he’s just so overexposed that seeing him in a movie takes me out of it because i can’t associate him with whatever character he’s portraying i’m just like that’s timothee chalamet. the one exception is call me by your name because it’s more distracting that his costar had cannibalism allegations that ended his career

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

i can be the new james spader im bisexual and i have effeminate features. letme crash this car with you in it

Albert Edward Sterner - Kiss of the Angel (1914)

when i was a kid i thought google maps was the coolest thing in the world. and now i just want to kill myself

Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer

god im infected by that posting style that's like "posting about my thing #my thing" i just got back to my apartment and my first thought had to go and formulate itself as damn im so sleepy i haven't even had my tea #mytea

alternative girl kneeling by her own bedside clasped hands asking god if Pjackk will come back if she quits vaping

Shout out to the next generation of yuri warriors

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

hey girl i mean jude

the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual

Churchill: I hope I can be like napoleon

Napoleon: I hope I can be like caesar

Caesar: I hope I can be like alexander the great

Alexander the great: I hope I can be like achilles

Achilles: I hope patroclus fucks me today

imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away

COOPER! COOP! THE PEOPLE DOWN AT THE BUREAU ARE ACCUSING YOU AND THE SHERIFF OF SOMETHING KNOWN AS DOOMED YAOI. YOURE FUJOING OUT THEYRE SAYING. NOW I STAND WITH YOU COOP I AM A BIT OF A FUJOSHI MYSELF BUT THEYRE NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS DOWN IN WASHINGTON.

need them all to get naked and have sex NOW!

hung out with cousin's DJ friend last night and he said the best compliment he's ever received was when he was DJing an orgy and did his research ahead of time and came prepared with Portishead/Massive Attack/Cocteau Twins/etc and halfway through the set, a woman stopped mid-blowjob and pulled the dick out of her mouth to say (to nobody in particular) "damn, this mix is incredible!"