The Female Half Of My Soul Is Always Fag Hagging For My Male Half That's Why I Am Such A Balanced Individual

It's sad when the person you want to play pervert with isn't available to be a pervert with you

(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship

i have finally perfected my twitter feed

Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer

had a beer some tiramisu ive made and a cigarette after my shift i could grab someone like this and dance with them i dont care about it anymore

Is anybody else just really scared

Im so brave for going outside even though everyone thinks im weird and is plotting to undermine/hurt me

Can we give the “which could mean nothing” journalist a Nobel prize for writing that remarkable sentence. Not one sentence in the entire world could encapsulate the feeling of. Which could mean nothing