When I Was A Kid I Thought Google Maps Was The Coolest Thing In The World. And Now I Just Want To Kill

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

Everything is so hard all the time has anyone else noticed that

I hate this picture of them so much they infuriate me. Whole ass couch is available next to them but noooo they just had to sit thigh to thigh, shoulder to shoulder, cock to cock. BITCH MOVEEE

not to make this about me but i really need you to have an awesome summer with me

It's sad when the person you want to play pervert with isn't available to be a pervert with you

"street wear" but its a 150 dollar t shirt youre smoking straight penis

Im so brave for going outside even though everyone thinks im weird and is plotting to undermine/hurt me

the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual

The thing they don't tell you about getting really into one specific historical period is that very quickly every conversation turns into an attempt to avoid sounding like the "horribly wet in wexford today but not as bad as in the 690s" tweet