I Feel Like Getting Shot Would Feel So Interesting For Two Seconds And Then It Would Probably Feel Bad

the actual main problem with timothee chalamet isn’t even that he’s a bad actor, he’s a very good actor. he’s just so overexposed that seeing him in a movie takes me out of it because i can’t associate him with whatever character he’s portraying i’m just like that’s timothee chalamet. the one exception is call me by your name because it’s more distracting that his costar had cannibalism allegations that ended his career

the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual

god im infected by that posting style that's like "posting about my thing #my thing" i just got back to my apartment and my first thought had to go and formulate itself as damn im so sleepy i haven't even had my tea #mytea

(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship

imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away

when i was a kid i thought google maps was the coolest thing in the world. and now i just want to kill myself

monday morning melancholy. we continue to persevere

The thing they don't tell you about getting really into one specific historical period is that very quickly every conversation turns into an attempt to avoid sounding like the "horribly wet in wexford today but not as bad as in the 690s" tweet