Ccocteautwink - Lulu

Churchill: I hope I can be like napoleon

Napoleon: I hope I can be like caesar

Caesar: I hope I can be like alexander the great

Alexander the great: I hope I can be like achilles

Achilles: I hope patroclus fucks me today

The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit

Albert Edward Sterner - Kiss of the Angel (1914)

i have finally perfected my twitter feed

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

Everything is so hard all the time has anyone else noticed that

Im so brave for going outside even though everyone thinks im weird and is plotting to undermine/hurt me

imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away