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me at 7 pm; i will go to bed by 2 am today because i have activities tomorrow

me at 4 am: the pancake emoji 🥞 is kind of erotic to be hinest

(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship

The thing they don't tell you about getting really into one specific historical period is that very quickly every conversation turns into an attempt to avoid sounding like the "horribly wet in wexford today but not as bad as in the 690s" tweet

Can we give the “which could mean nothing” journalist a Nobel prize for writing that remarkable sentence. Not one sentence in the entire world could encapsulate the feeling of. Which could mean nothing

Is anybody else just really scared

Everything is so hard all the time has anyone else noticed that

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"street wear" but its a 150 dollar t shirt youre smoking straight penis

an american pope is so unchic

starting a collection of whatever this is

i have finally perfected my twitter feed

not to make this about me but i really need you to have an awesome summer with me

my medieval chainmail princess dog

It's sad when the person you want to play pervert with isn't available to be a pervert with you

Like Mama… (1977)

Let’s be long with mama

been feeling like him lately

The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit

pissed off cuz i didn’t watch every movie and read every book last night 😒

Staying at a somewhat shitty hotel. Can’t get on the wifi. Tell the front desk. They have no IT support so the desk guy just gives me the admin password. Tells me “that should work. It’s just you and me using it.” Imagining the two of us skipping through the world wide web holding hands

public universal fag

I hate the word kink I have and will had only ever used the word fetish its realer and more truthful its ancient and powerful. Kink is just some word they found outside somewhere

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

my love for you iceberg explained

I hate this picture of them so much they infuriate me. Whole ass couch is available next to them but noooo they just had to sit thigh to thigh, shoulder to shoulder, cock to cock. BITCH MOVEEE