My Brain Works Like This

i can be the new james spader im bisexual and i have effeminate features. letme crash this car with you in it

Let’s be long with mama

an american pope is so unchic

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

my medieval chainmail princess dog

lets jerk off.. together.. take my hand. wait no i need my handfor this sorry

The thing they don't tell you about getting really into one specific historical period is that very quickly every conversation turns into an attempt to avoid sounding like the "horribly wet in wexford today but not as bad as in the 690s" tweet

the actual main problem with timothee chalamet isn’t even that he’s a bad actor, he’s a very good actor. he’s just so overexposed that seeing him in a movie takes me out of it because i can’t associate him with whatever character he’s portraying i’m just like that’s timothee chalamet. the one exception is call me by your name because it’s more distracting that his costar had cannibalism allegations that ended his career

the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual