Churchill: I Hope I Can Be Like Napoleon

i have finally perfected my twitter feed

an american pope is so unchic

my medieval chainmail princess dog

Can we give the “which could mean nothing” journalist a Nobel prize for writing that remarkable sentence. Not one sentence in the entire world could encapsulate the feeling of. Which could mean nothing

my love for you iceberg explained

Shout out to the next generation of yuri warriors

I hate the word kink I have and will had only ever used the word fetish its realer and more truthful its ancient and powerful. Kink is just some word they found outside somewhere

me at 7 pm; i will go to bed by 2 am today because i have activities tomorrow

me at 4 am: the pancake emoji 🥞 is kind of erotic to be hinest

imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away