Hey Girl I Mean Jude

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

Like Mama… (1977)

an american pope is so unchic

public universal fag

lets jerk off.. together.. take my hand. wait no i need my handfor this sorry

when i was a kid i thought google maps was the coolest thing in the world. and now i just want to kill myself

Is anybody else just really scared

(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship