Need Them All To Get Naked And Have Sex NOW!

i have finally perfected my twitter feed

Like Mama… (1977)

imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away

I hate this picture of them so much they infuriate me. Whole ass couch is available next to them but noooo they just had to sit thigh to thigh, shoulder to shoulder, cock to cock. BITCH MOVEEE

Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer

not to make this about me but i really need you to have an awesome summer with me

when i was a kid i thought google maps was the coolest thing in the world. and now i just want to kill myself

It's sad when the person you want to play pervert with isn't available to be a pervert with you

Everything is so hard all the time has anyone else noticed that

hung out with cousin's DJ friend last night and he said the best compliment he's ever received was when he was DJing an orgy and did his research ahead of time and came prepared with Portishead/Massive Attack/Cocteau Twins/etc and halfway through the set, a woman stopped mid-blowjob and pulled the dick out of her mouth to say (to nobody in particular) "damn, this mix is incredible!"