Lets Jerk Off.. Together.. Take My Hand. Wait No I Need My Handfor This Sorry

My brain works like this

the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

Churchill: I hope I can be like napoleon

Napoleon: I hope I can be like caesar

Caesar: I hope I can be like alexander the great

Alexander the great: I hope I can be like achilles

Achilles: I hope patroclus fucks me today

Is anybody else just really scared

Albert Edward Sterner - Kiss of the Angel (1914)

It's sad when the person you want to play pervert with isn't available to be a pervert with you