had a beer some tiramisu ive made and a cigarette after my shift i could grab someone like this and dance with them i dont care about it anymore
the actual main problem with timothee chalamet isn’t even that he’s a bad actor, he’s a very good actor. he’s just so overexposed that seeing him in a movie takes me out of it because i can’t associate him with whatever character he’s portraying i’m just like that’s timothee chalamet. the one exception is call me by your name because it’s more distracting that his costar had cannibalism allegations that ended his career
"street wear" but its a 150 dollar t shirt youre smoking straight penis
i can be the new james spader im bisexual and i have effeminate features. letme crash this car with you in it
Churchill: I hope I can be like napoleon
Napoleon: I hope I can be like caesar
Caesar: I hope I can be like alexander the great
Alexander the great: I hope I can be like achilles
Achilles: I hope patroclus fucks me today
Albert Edward Sterner - Kiss of the Angel (1914)
Let’s be long with mama
monday morning melancholy. we continue to persevere
the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual
The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit