Might Be The Best DM I Have Ever Received As A Tattooer

the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual

Everything is so hard all the time has anyone else noticed that

My brain works like this

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

Is anybody else just really scared

when i was a kid i thought google maps was the coolest thing in the world. and now i just want to kill myself

been feeling like him lately

Can we give the “which could mean nothing” journalist a Nobel prize for writing that remarkable sentence. Not one sentence in the entire world could encapsulate the feeling of. Which could mean nothing

public universal fag

Staying at a somewhat shitty hotel. Can’t get on the wifi. Tell the front desk. They have no IT support so the desk guy just gives me the admin password. Tells me “that should work. It’s just you and me using it.” Imagining the two of us skipping through the world wide web holding hands