Staying At A Somewhat Shitty Hotel. Can’t Get On The Wifi. Tell The Front Desk. They Have No IT Support

I hate this picture of them so much they infuriate me. Whole ass couch is available next to them but noooo they just had to sit thigh to thigh, shoulder to shoulder, cock to cock. BITCH MOVEEE

not to make this about me but i really need you to have an awesome summer with me

when i was a kid i thought google maps was the coolest thing in the world. and now i just want to kill myself

had a beer some tiramisu ive made and a cigarette after my shift i could grab someone like this and dance with them i dont care about it anymore

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

starting a collection of whatever this is

The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit

hung out with cousin's DJ friend last night and he said the best compliment he's ever received was when he was DJing an orgy and did his research ahead of time and came prepared with Portishead/Massive Attack/Cocteau Twins/etc and halfway through the set, a woman stopped mid-blowjob and pulled the dick out of her mouth to say (to nobody in particular) "damn, this mix is incredible!"