Ccocteautwink - Lulu

Everything is so hard all the time has anyone else noticed that

(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship

god im infected by that posting style that's like "posting about my thing #my thing" i just got back to my apartment and my first thought had to go and formulate itself as damn im so sleepy i haven't even had my tea #mytea

Churchill: I hope I can be like napoleon

Napoleon: I hope I can be like caesar

Caesar: I hope I can be like alexander the great

Alexander the great: I hope I can be like achilles

Achilles: I hope patroclus fucks me today

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lets jerk off.. together.. take my hand. wait no i need my handfor this sorry

i have finally perfected my twitter feed

the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual

when i was a kid i thought google maps was the coolest thing in the world. and now i just want to kill myself

monday morning melancholy. we continue to persevere