An American Pope Is So Unchic

Can we give the “which could mean nothing” journalist a Nobel prize for writing that remarkable sentence. Not one sentence in the entire world could encapsulate the feeling of. Which could mean nothing

need them all to get naked and have sex NOW!

My brain works like this

I hate this picture of them so much they infuriate me. Whole ass couch is available next to them but noooo they just had to sit thigh to thigh, shoulder to shoulder, cock to cock. BITCH MOVEEE

Is anybody else just really scared

hung out with cousin's DJ friend last night and he said the best compliment he's ever received was when he was DJing an orgy and did his research ahead of time and came prepared with Portishead/Massive Attack/Cocteau Twins/etc and halfway through the set, a woman stopped mid-blowjob and pulled the dick out of her mouth to say (to nobody in particular) "damn, this mix is incredible!"

my love for you iceberg explained

me at 7 pm; i will go to bed by 2 am today because i have activities tomorrow

me at 4 am: the pancake emoji 🥞 is kind of erotic to be hinest

It's sad when the person you want to play pervert with isn't available to be a pervert with you