It's Sad When The Person You Want To Play Pervert With Isn't Available To Be A Pervert With You

hung out with cousin's DJ friend last night and he said the best compliment he's ever received was when he was DJing an orgy and did his research ahead of time and came prepared with Portishead/Massive Attack/Cocteau Twins/etc and halfway through the set, a woman stopped mid-blowjob and pulled the dick out of her mouth to say (to nobody in particular) "damn, this mix is incredible!"

alternative girl kneeling by her own bedside clasped hands asking god if Pjackk will come back if she quits vaping

imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away

pissed off cuz i didn’t watch every movie and read every book last night 😒

Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer

need them all to get naked and have sex NOW!

been feeling like him lately

god im infected by that posting style that's like "posting about my thing #my thing" i just got back to my apartment and my first thought had to go and formulate itself as damn im so sleepy i haven't even had my tea #mytea