Is Anybody Else Just Really Scared

Everything is so hard all the time has anyone else noticed that

not to make this about me but i really need you to have an awesome summer with me

hung out with cousin's DJ friend last night and he said the best compliment he's ever received was when he was DJing an orgy and did his research ahead of time and came prepared with Portishead/Massive Attack/Cocteau Twins/etc and halfway through the set, a woman stopped mid-blowjob and pulled the dick out of her mouth to say (to nobody in particular) "damn, this mix is incredible!"

Can we give the “which could mean nothing” journalist a Nobel prize for writing that remarkable sentence. Not one sentence in the entire world could encapsulate the feeling of. Which could mean nothing

an american pope is so unchic

(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship

Shout out to the next generation of yuri warriors

I hate this picture of them so much they infuriate me. Whole ass couch is available next to them but noooo they just had to sit thigh to thigh, shoulder to shoulder, cock to cock. BITCH MOVEEE