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an american pope is so unchic

hey girl i mean jude

lets jerk off.. together.. take my hand. wait no i need my handfor this sorry

i can be the new james spader im bisexual and i have effeminate features. letme crash this car with you in it

me at 7 pm; i will go to bed by 2 am today because i have activities tomorrow

me at 4 am: the pancake emoji 🥞 is kind of erotic to be hinest

It's sad when the person you want to play pervert with isn't available to be a pervert with you

My brain works like this

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)