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my love for you iceberg explained

my medieval chainmail princess dog

i can be the new james spader im bisexual and i have effeminate features. letme crash this car with you in it

i have finally perfected my twitter feed

imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away

the actual main problem with timothee chalamet isn’t even that he’s a bad actor, he’s a very good actor. he’s just so overexposed that seeing him in a movie takes me out of it because i can’t associate him with whatever character he’s portraying i’m just like that’s timothee chalamet. the one exception is call me by your name because it’s more distracting that his costar had cannibalism allegations that ended his career

alternative girl kneeling by her own bedside clasped hands asking god if Pjackk will come back if she quits vaping

(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship

Can we give the “which could mean nothing” journalist a Nobel prize for writing that remarkable sentence. Not one sentence in the entire world could encapsulate the feeling of. Which could mean nothing