The Thing They Don't Tell You About Getting Really Into One Specific Historical Period Is That Very Quickly

monday morning melancholy. we continue to persevere

Churchill: I hope I can be like napoleon

Napoleon: I hope I can be like caesar

Caesar: I hope I can be like alexander the great

Alexander the great: I hope I can be like achilles

Achilles: I hope patroclus fucks me today

My brain works like this

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

I hate the word kink I have and will had only ever used the word fetish its realer and more truthful its ancient and powerful. Kink is just some word they found outside somewhere

The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit

been feeling like him lately

Staying at a somewhat shitty hotel. Can’t get on the wifi. Tell the front desk. They have no IT support so the desk guy just gives me the admin password. Tells me “that should work. It’s just you and me using it.” Imagining the two of us skipping through the world wide web holding hands

an american pope is so unchic

Let’s be long with mama