I Am Both So Loved And So Lonely, Not Sure How I Feel About That

One of the greatest pleasures known to man is getting to ignore emails

I need someone to both match my freak AND my deep desire for tooth rotting love

I got better!

I feel like everyone should appreciate that I could be so much worse

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

Having permanently injured shoulders as a rock climber sucks and all, but I can make incredibly entertaining noises with them, so that's a plus

If I see that goddamn flesh hat boy on my feed again, I will be going to prison

Fanfiction is making me cry at 11 pm on a Sunday, what the fuck

Real!!!!

I like ppl who are direct bc I don’t get it otherwise. Tell me you think I’m pretty, tell me you want me to be your girlfriend, tell me you want me.

Sometimes I feel like a wife in the 1940s waiting for my husband to come back from War while I wait for my moots to interact with my posts

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists