There's Probably A Better Way Of Wording The Last Part But Like Come On It Doesn't Matter If We're All

My medical diagnosis, if u were wondering

I keep smacking my head into shit, I'm literally 5'2, how does this keep happening?!?!?

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I feel like everyone should appreciate that I could be so much worse

born to be fucked by a hot woman, forced to be fucked by exam season :(

Someone needs to tell my nervous system I'm not being actively hunted for sport!

@mrcarmenile the viscosity

Literally love getting to be a freak with my friends (not like that!), oh you have something incredibly off-putting to say? I would love to hear it! Weird ass conversation about something NSFW, I'm kicking my feet and giggling.

I think about flowers growing in the pavement a lot, I'm so engrossed in their ability to create beauty in the grey landscape they were born into

The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.