I Say Shit Like "If My Memory Serves Me" Knowing Damn Well It Serves The Dark Lord

The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.

I think about flowers growing in the pavement a lot, I'm so engrossed in their ability to create beauty in the grey landscape they were born into

I’m not just a good pair of tits. I’m also incredibly annoying

Pirating websites my goat

I need someone to both match my freak AND my deep desire for tooth rotting love

i should be studied in a lab for my inability to process literally anything

I keep smacking my head into shit, I'm literally 5'2, how does this keep happening?!?!?

keep forgetting this isn't a private blog...like oh..i've been perceived...

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"