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me reading cob for the first time: mmhm idk if i like these mcs

clary: *slaps jace for the 10%*

me: you had my interest… but you now you have my love little girl

James and Matthew fighting a demon

Matthew : I’ll try to distract them. You run!

James : no, we’re in this together

Matthew : whew, I’m glad you said that. I’m really not up to noble sacrifices

This is still one of the best scenes from TLBOTW.

Malec literally being parents here. Alec is so proud and is about to cry over Jace's plans, and Magnus is just basically "You did good. It's just usually you're a reckless dummy."

wait what simon has 2 siblings-

Kidnapper: Did you order a pizza?

Simon: … maybe

Kidnapper: So, you found a phone and instead of calling someone for help, you ordered a pizza?

Simon: Are you mad that I used your card?

Kidnapper: You wHaT?

!Shadow and Bone (Netflix Show) Spoiler!

Inej throwing her knife at the Darkling has the same energy as Emma throwing hers at Sebastian in City of Heavenly Fire

Jace: you see, I just realized I have two ears so it’s a waste to listen to just one thing.

Alec: let me get this straight

Alec: you’ve only just realized you have two ears?

Jace: I’ve killed more demons than I can count

Jace: Because I’ve killed a lot of demons

Jace: Not because I can’t count very high

Valentine: Voyages are like children

Valentine: You delete the ones that don’t succeed

Jocelyn: wHat?

Any main TSC couple:

Magnus:

TSC books: A summary

Simon: Hey, what is your greatest fear?

Alec: Losing a loved one

Simon: That’s deep…

Simon: … mine is the kool aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now

Kit: I know you’re a hero in the Shadow World, but what about the mundane side?

Jace: No, I’m wanted in six states for arson

Kit:

Jace: and homicide

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

🕯️ Manifesting 🕯️

🕯️ Happily Ever After for 🕯️

🕯️ Matthew 🕯️

🕯️ Fairchild 🕯️

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

Gabriel: So i think you should go take position on the west wing.

Gabriel: Are you even listening to me, Will?

Will*cleaning his nails with a dagger*: I don't speak Worm-language.

Gabriel: Well I was just saying Tessa looked-

Will: You Worm!!

*chases Gabriel*

Cecily: YOU IDIOTS WHAT ABOUT THAT DEMON?!!

Tessa: Will where were you last night?

Will: I had a secret rendezvous with someone.

Jem: I found him sleeping in the stables with horses.

Will: By the Angel there were ducks outside! How was I supposed to get in?

Jem: They were plastic ducks Will!

Will: But ducks are ducks!

Tessa: ...

Thank you Jace, for proving to my friends that my hate for cucumbers is not irrational and if they still want to eat those disgusting green things they are contradicting the one and only Jace herondale.

Remember when you first started reading tsc and were overwhelmed by the sheer amount of books there were? like how am I gonna read all of these?? And now, months and years later, we're all here, obsessed over the whole cronicles and the 20+ main characters, waiting and begging for Cassie to write even more like over a dozen books weren't enough.

Magnus Bane Klaus accidentally 🤝 Hargreeves starting a cult

Wtf is this bitch on Magnus Bane is the name

Ok so here I am reading the codex for the first time and I'm realizing that the only pronouns it uses are she/hers. IT ACTUALLY MAKES ME A LITTLE SAD HOW SURPRISED I WAS WHEN I REALIZED IT. I AM SO USED TO THE DEFAULT PRONOUNS BEING HE/HIM, AND I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE THE FEMALE REPRESENTATION

YOU GO CASSIE, AND FUCK YALL HATERS WHO KEEP SHITTING ON HER

SHE'S THE MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN

I have just been informed that Aline is actually pronounced ah-leen in contrast to the ah-line I have been saying throughout my whole tsc fangirl career and I am currently suffering from my brain collapsing.

ALRIGHT TSC FANS

It has happened. I have done it.

KIT AND JACE ARE SEVENTH COUSINS. 7TH COUSINS.

KIT IS ASH'S GREAT GREAT GRAND NEPHEW.

KIT IS KIERAN'S GREAT GREAT GRAND NEPHEW.

I am 95% sure about this. You're welcome.