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Kit Herondale is the definition of Bi Panic. No I don't take criticism.
Simon would be loaded by now.....
Aline: If I had a nickel for every time I've been kidnapped, I wouldn't have any money, but I'd have peace of mind
Simon: Good for you
You can't change my mind.
Gideon: You look beautiful today Sophie I can't take my eyes off you.
Will: Cut cut CUT!! No no no that won't work where's the passion?!
Gideon: What the hell Will? This is not a movie set!
Gabriel: It's not? Hmm I was wondering why our actors are so lousy. Not you Sophie you are beautiful.
Sophie*giggling*: Thank you.
Gideon: Both of you go away right now!
Will*running backwards*: You deserve better than that lightworm Soph!
Gabriel*gets hit by the shoes*: Ouch! I didn't say anything!
Gideon: That was for Will but you deserve it too!
Tessa: Will where were you last night?
Will: I had a secret rendezvous with someone.
Jem: I found him sleeping in the stables with horses.
Will: By the Angel there were ducks outside! How was I supposed to get in?
Jem: They were plastic ducks Will!
Will: But ducks are ducks!
Tessa: ...
SO APPARENTLY ALL OF THE SHADOWHUNTERS IS BASED OFF OF AN I*CEST FIC OF THE WEASLYS?? HOW DID I NOT KNOW BUT ALSO LIKE ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER the goblet of fire and adamas (which is what the mortal cup is also made of) are described as virtually the same material the mortal sword and gryffindors sword the family similarities • the fairchilds ——>the weaselys • the morgensterns ———> the malfoys (which explains why jaces attitude is all “i’m an ass even though everyone sees i just dont care that much about being an ass as i pretend” cause he was brought up/taught by what is essentially an actually competent at being a bigoted dick version of lucius malfoy) -first impression jace ——-> first impression draco mallory -same pretentious dick vibe but jace has growth while malfoy kind of... festers • the lightwoods ———> the potters • HENRY BRANWELL ——> ARTHUR WEASLY • THE WHOLE DEAD TWIN THING bigoted cults ⁃ valentine ——> voldemort ⁃ robert lightwood ——> snape in the sense that he turns out in the end to be just chill enough for some characters to forgive but is still.. ⁃ hodge starkwether (the traitor tutor) ——> petittigrew ⁃ sebastian/jonathan morgenstern ——> what draco thought he was ⁃