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Um so somebody asked on Max's stream "Max how much do you weigh, I need it for hip thrusts" and Max just laughed softly,looked down and blushed.... wow
Crane: [Reading chat] Crane is my dad? I’m not sure I am.
Max: Alright, daddy.
MAX EMILIAN VERSTAPPEN PLEASE KEEP YOUR DADDY KINK BETWEEN YOU AND CHARLES.
(jk we love to see it)
Chris: Where are you, Max?
Max: I’m coming, darling!
The fanfic writers were apparently right in assuming that Max would use “darling,” or “schatje,” as a term of endearment!!!
Real person fiction? Nah, real person TRUTH.
JUST OPENED THE TEAMREDLINE STREAM TO MAX MOTHERFUCKING VERSTAPPEN SAYING “DARLING,” AND “DADDY,” HELLO?????
THEN PROCEEDING TO DISS THE BRITISH AS HE SHOULD!!!
BUT ACTUALLY WHAT IS IN THE AIR CUS THE MAN IS MENACING💀🙏