Kiki | Just a girl obsessed with vrooming 🏎️
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so happy for Oscar’s 50th GP win !! 💜
'the F1 movie needed to have Brad Pitt fuck his female engineer because there needed to be sexual tension!' BORING. If they wanted sexual tension they should've made it historically accurate and true to real life and had Brad Pitt fuck his teammate
DIVAAAAAAAA!!!!!💜💜💜💜
MY BEAUTIFUL FASHION KING ZHOU GUANYU SCORING HIS TEAM’S FIRST POINTS IN ONE OF THE MOST CHAOTIC RACES THIS SEASON!!!!<3
DREAM PODIUM!!!
LESTAPPEN 1-2 PLUS THEIR ADOPTED SON<3
LESTAPPEN 1-2 REAL F1 IS BACK BABY!!!
FIA was really handing out penalties this weekend like a middle schooler with gum
WE ARE SO BACK, CHAT!!
MY GLORIOUS, BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, 4 TIME WORLD DRIVERS CHAMPION!!😍😍
Sorry for the 5-ish month hiatus I was experiencing many forms of depression😓
Oscar is Zendaya confirmed??
Should’ve known from the way he laughs at Lando’s terrible jokes…even more proof that Lando is Tom
“three tickets to challengers please”
LOGAN’S NO LONGER LAST IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP GIVE HIM THE WORLD TITLE ALREADY‼️🦅🇺🇸💥
AMERICAN BOY STUNTING ON THESE BRITISH HOES🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥
I fear the McLaren 2nd driver agony and inequality is beginning to show with Oscar…😞
Real shit tho, why would they not double stack when it was so obviously the faster option he was well on his way to getting a podium like??
Totally fucked his race
I’m starting to think Charles made a literal deal with the devil and sacrificed the rest of his season for that Monaco victory because wtf
What is Ferrari’s obsession with fucking Charles with their shit strategies EVERY GODDAMN WEEKEND???
He needs to be put on a suicide watch at this point cause the boy can only take so much😭
Crane: [Reading chat] Crane is my dad? I’m not sure I am.
Max: Alright, daddy.
MAX EMILIAN VERSTAPPEN PLEASE KEEP YOUR DADDY KINK BETWEEN YOU AND CHARLES.
(jk we love to see it)
Chris: Where are you, Max?
Max: I’m coming, darling!
The fanfic writers were apparently right in assuming that Max would use “darling,” or “schatje,” as a term of endearment!!!
Real person fiction? Nah, real person TRUTH.
HAPPY 37TH BIRTHDAY TO OUR FAVORITE NIGHTMARE OF A TWINK, SEBASTIAN VETTEL!!!🤗🤗
THAT’S MY BEEKEEPER!!
Something’s coming, alright…
ME😈‼️
JUST OPENED THE TEAMREDLINE STREAM TO MAX MOTHERFUCKING VERSTAPPEN SAYING “DARLING,” AND “DADDY,” HELLO?????
THEN PROCEEDING TO DISS THE BRITISH AS HE SHOULD!!!
BUT ACTUALLY WHAT IS IN THE AIR CUS THE MAN IS MENACING💀🙏
I think I’ve seen this film before…
Not Max and Lando being in their Brocedes era😪💔
Lando saying that his and Max’s friendship will end if Max doesn’t apologize to him…
Boy needs to be for real, doesn’t he know that the Max Verstappen apology tour only applies to Charles??
Needs to learn his place smh😒
I got a tonsillectomy on Tuesday, had to go into emergency surgery last night, woke up and sobbed because I missed the first half of the race, then took drugs for my throat pain and ranted on Tumblr about Max Verstappen and Lando Norris.
Sorry yall had to deal with that, my life has been utter chaos recently😭✊
Yes, I have no filter and shamelessly share my controversial opinions:
I’m a Kimi Räikkönen fan.
Okay yall who is actually voting Lando as DOTD every fucking race weekend because this is just getting ridiculous💀
verstappen fans like yourself desperately trying to make this into norris's fault is like some kind of deja vu. as a lewis fan, welcome to max's racing and his toxic fanbase, lando. good luck buddy, you're gonna need it.
I’m not saying the collision itself was entirely his fault, I think they both played a role in it, but the way he handled it afterwards was undeniably immature and honestly unnecessary of him to say. They both raced hard and made equal mistakes but Max isn’t crying to the press like they’re his therapists.
Again, I’m not a Lando hater, just sharing my view of him after this particular race. Feel free to disagree with me and share your own opinions, though!
Also why are you personally addressing Lando like he’s gonna see this💀
I think the fact that Lando isn’t used to being at the front of the field has reflected a lot on not only his racing but also the way he handles situations post-race.
When he pushed Max into the grass in Spain he joked that he had “left plenty of space” in the press conference afterwards, but after the crash today he’s gone around parading that Max is too aggressive, has lost his respect, and is overall handling it immaturely by making himself out to be an innocent bystander when it was simply hard racing with mistakes made from both drivers.
Essentially, Lando needs to mature if he’s going to be a genuine contender for the championship because these piss fits are a behavior to leave in the midfield. You don’t see Max whining to interviewers that he deserves an apology and that his rivaling drivers have lost his respect because he is mature enough to handle those things privately, especially considering that they’re good friends off-track.
(I don’t mean any offense, I have nothing against Lando, just thought I’d give my thoughts on the absolute chaos that was today’s race.)