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Nina: I can’t believe you and Wylan broke the bed last night! Must have been a wild night.
Jesper: Haha… Yeah…
[last night]
Wyaln: Bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling!
Jesper: Try me.
Some stranger: You're such a good person Wylan, I bet your dad is proud of you
Wylan: I'm sure he's looking up at me and glaring
Stranger: Up?
Wylan without skipping a beat: Sometimes at night when I'm restless, I imagine him rolling in his grave at my actions and I feel a lot better.
Jesper: I've had enough of Wylan. Tomorrow I'm gonna get up and cook breakfast myself.
Kaz: Who's gonna teach you how to cook?
Nina: Oh oh, I'll teach Jes how to cook
Matthias: And who's gonna teach YOU how to cook?
Jesper and Nina: *turn towards Inej*
Inej: Nope nope, can't take responsibility for you two anymore
Yknow what's funny about 'My ghost wont associate with your ghost'? The fact that Matthias is the first one to die. I bet his ghosts is dying (note the pun) to associate with them now.
Imagine the crows going on a new heist and his ghost is screaming at them from above cause "THE NIGHT GUARD SAW YOU YOU IDIOTS"
Also yes, only half the crows are going to heaven (Matty, Inej and Wylan) cause there is no way that God (Bardugo) is gonna look at Kaz, Nina and Jesper and allow any ONE of them entrance through the pearly gates.
Inej: *being philosophical* What is the meaning of life?
Kaz: Scam as many people as you can and get rich
Jesper: Spread my fabulousness every where I go
Wylan: Spend it in misery and contemplation
Nina: Waffles.
Matthias: Why do I even hang out with you guys?
Kaz: *talking to Wylan* I mean if you look hard enough you can see the source of all our problems right in front of us
Them: *runs into Jan Van Eck*
Wylan: Ah there it is
Wylan: Why would you guys think this was a good idea
Kaz: Probably because we're dangerous psychopaths with a long history of violence
Matthias: I don't get how you keep forgetting that