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Jesper: I've had enough of Wylan. Tomorrow I'm gonna get up and cook breakfast myself.
Kaz: Who's gonna teach you how to cook?
Nina: Oh oh, I'll teach Jes how to cook
Matthias: And who's gonna teach YOU how to cook?
Jesper and Nina: *turn towards Inej*
Inej: Nope nope, can't take responsibility for you two anymore
Yknow what's funny about 'My ghost wont associate with your ghost'? The fact that Matthias is the first one to die. I bet his ghosts is dying (note the pun) to associate with them now.
Imagine the crows going on a new heist and his ghost is screaming at them from above cause "THE NIGHT GUARD SAW YOU YOU IDIOTS"
Also yes, only half the crows are going to heaven (Matty, Inej and Wylan) cause there is no way that God (Bardugo) is gonna look at Kaz, Nina and Jesper and allow any ONE of them entrance through the pearly gates.
Kaz: It's okay that the plan didnt work out guys, I have some cards up my sleeve
Matthias: Ah good so you have a backup-
Kaz: *pulls out a deck of cards* Now go as I distract them