Shut Up - Blog Posts

I have a theory.

If as a child, someone barely talks, they will grow up and say things without thinking about it.

My evidence is myself because I was quiet till high school when I suddenly have the balls to say whatever too whoever.

I dead ass told MY PRINCIPAL that I thought his kids like whos from Dr Seuss.

You're probably thinking that's not bad and you're right, it's what I said afterwards.

I told him, his wife, and his 5 year old son that his kid looked like the Grinch...

I said he looked like Jim Carrey's live action Grinch as a kid.

I still can't believe I said that to him and I hope his son is okay. I really meant it in the best way possible though. Grinch as a kid was cute and I meant just like the facial structure, you know.

He will never let me forget it

oh no the teenage mc is being.... a teenager 😰😰

« You’re so sensitive »

Dan and Phil: The Game

Now the terfs are attacking the bussy?

Lady don’t be jealous of the twinks and twonks just because they are cuter and more femme than you will ever be at their worst and your best.

Radblr, we need to stop defending gay men. They fetishize our bodies by calling their anus "pussy" and yet turn around and call bodies disgusting

They try to claim sisterhood so they can use slurs against us

They go over seas and exploit womens wombs for their picket fence fantasy

Stop caring about these men because at the end of the day they're men who exploit us just the same

When it's all quiet and all you hear is your stomach making noises

thinking about how peoples blorbos tend to be men on here (makes sense with the trends in fandom of men being prioritised etc etc) SO please reblog and tag your female blorbo(s). this is NOT the post to be like “[male character] becuz he’s a woman to me” i Will come to your house and bite you. anyway i’ll go first mine are susie and julie from dbd and carly jones from house of wax 🖤

Pinterest is just tumblr-adjacent

reposting my old stuff bc its Good. if you've seen this before no u havent ❤️

I dare you to drink water.

fuck you

(/nsrs)

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

Same.

Some of us do actually live in the countries that are directly involved and we don't know shit about what's happening yet.

But what we do know that it's not a fucking TV drama for someones sick enjoyment.

So shut up and mind your own business. I believe there is far more adequate events happening in your own countries.

If youre not Polish or dont live in central/eastern europe shut the fuck up. Literally shut your mouth. Stop talking about world war 3 or article 5. Stop spreading fear and misinformation. Check your fucking sources. On behalf of my people, shut the fuck up.

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

Complementary colors gfs 😳😳

did anyone tell anakin about the inhibitor chips or were his last memories of the 501st handing them off to ahsoka and then them proceeding to try and kill her

do u think he blamed himself.

do u think he did the same "well she left the order a while ago" that rex pulled.

do u think he kept ahsoka's lightsaber along with the padawan strand in a drawer on the death star.

do u think luke ever reminded him of her.

did anakin ever get to grieve ahsoka.

anatomy of a city | shizuo x izaya fanfic   by lances

(or: izaya was only ever honest about hating him; shizuo thinks more people should be like that. they form an arrangement around it.)

Current mood = Purple clouds

Why does my head scream at me? I know I'm stupid for eating 3 packets of crisps instead of just eating a salad today. You don't have to scream at me during sleep hours!

TF2 OC PROPAGANDA BABYYYY

This is Novak Vindicta! He is a 34 year-old man who used to work with Gray Mann before eventually turning against him and siding with Team Fortress, currently working as Miss Pauling's assistant. He's overall a chill guy with older brother vibes but he tends to be very closed off and doesn't get too close with people; regardless, he gets along with everyone pretty well! (I actually have so much more to say but I don't wanna make a wall of text-)

I'll try to make more propaganda for him soon but my motivation has been a mess lately-

Across all of the various SMPs: Fable, Mer, Bound, etc, I just like to think that everyone has brief moments where they swear they hear the chat. A flock of magpies sound a little too vocal to Vast. The winds are a little too present for Caspian or the sparks are a little brighter for Fenris, or the remora are a little more active than normal for Theo. And they think that the chats are back just because they miss them an extra amount that day, just to realize they’re not. Or maybe Rae will talk to himself and look around the room to see if the auras have any comments knowing that he won’t hear them. Or if Icarixus will hear the things in other worlds and suddenly start thinking that the things are back in the world port, and they get the briefest mix of happiness for a sort of familiarity and fear that something went wrong just for nothing to have happened other than them wanting someone in there to talk to.

I think abt it especially for that stream where Rae and Fenris were making Vaeh’s birthday cake and such and we learn that the auras had just full on gone quiet. Like I imagine Rae doing notes post-finale and waiting to see the auras respond just for them to not, and then Rae eventually getting out of that habit because he just doesn’t talk to them anymore

damn they really out there looking pretty as fuck hey this is not fair

Me whenever I see a corporate ad trying to say “we’re all in this together”:

Capture the Lantern 1 MatsuHana in their matching tie dye!! From Camp Haikyuu on ao3!

Made these in class 💀💀

Bro I gotta lock innn fartttt poooppp 🔫

Happy Disablity Pride Month to everyone who is *just* on the cusp of being ‘abled looking’ that you don’t think you’re qualified to count as disabled.

Happy Disability Pride Month to everyone who has had a documented disability since the day they were born but has never checked the ‘i have a disability’ box on those workplace forms because you don’t think it counts.

Happy Disability Pride Month to everyone whose parents convinced them that because they could *mostly* act like the other kids that their disability wasn’t a problem.

Happy Disability Pride Month to everyone whose parents who helped you with tasks on one hand while expecting you to keep up with your abled siblings on the other.

Happy Disability Pride Month to everyone whose religion told you that when you died and went to heaven your body would be fixed and you would become ‘perfect’.

Happy Disability Pride Month to everyone who realizes that a certain thing they go through every day for years is not a thing everyone just goes through, because that’s just their forever level of normal.

Happy Disability Pride Month to everyone who has to listen to abled people say ‘i know how you feel because x thing happened to me so i get it’ even though they don’t because you never got a ‘before’.

Happy Disability Pride Month to everyone who has to listen to abled people say ‘me too’ when you try and tell them literally anything.

Happy Disability Pride Month to everyone with a disability who didn’t know July was Disability Pride Month.

OMG, IT'S A NEW CARTOON SERIES!!!

I'M SO HYPED!!!

Let me eat every new Sonic content I can!!! OMG, new storylines, maybe characters, adventures, NEWCONTENTHFSIYDJYXJGXTUUXTSJUTXSJFSYIYXUTXITDYIXKGDTXUTDJYDITDIYDYJDGTICJYDJDYIDTUDJYJDJDIYDIYDHFSUFFUOFOUF7K!!!!!!!!!

Check out this quick teaser of Sonic Prime, coming to @netflix!

Rude. Stop calling me out.

ugh i would LOVE to read more about bruce x clark x reader and the kryptonian breeding season if you ever wanna write more about that

#KRYPTONIAN BREEDING SEASON HCs ˎˊ˗

Bruce Wayne x Clark Kent x fem!Reader 🩷 ── .✦

a/n : okay sooo like… i literally cannot stop thinking about bruce and clark absolutely wrecking me during kryptonian breeding season like??? one’s all cold and calculated and the other one is just a feral puppy in heat and i’m the dumb little thing stuck between them crying and begging and full of everything they wanna give me… like oops!! guess i was made to be their perfect lil cumdump. this is for my fellow needy girlies who love getting bred stupid and filled over n over until they can’t walk and don’t even remember their name — just “daddy” and “sir.” be safe, be hydrated, and don’t trust clark when he says “just one more” because HE’S LYING 🤥 mwahhh enjoy the mess!! 🩷

ᯓ★ The moment Clark’s breeding season starts, you can feel it in the air. Clark’s body runs hotter, his touches linger longer, and he starts growling under his breath whenever another man looks at you—even Bruce.

ᯓ★ He becomes insatiable. We’re talking multiple times a day, desperate humping against your thighs in the morning, needing you on your hands and knees before you’ve even had coffee.

ᯓ★ His favorite position during his “breeding season” ? Bent-over mating press or from behind with your knees tucked under you—anything where he can press his weight into you, knot himself deep, and stay there.

ᯓ★ Clark marks you with his scent constantly—nuzzling your neck, rubbing your inner thighs, licking your chest—and gets irrationally possessive when it starts to fade.

ᯓ★ Bruce pretends he’s above it. He even scoffs when Clark starts his “breeding season” —until he sees you dripping and trembling from being bred nonstop.

ᯓ★ That’s when the switch flips. Suddenly, he’s in front of you while Clark fucks you, holding your jaw and making you look up at him while he fucks your mouth.

ᯓ★ He talks dirty in your ear while Clark’s breeding you, gripping your hips hard enough to bruise:

“He’s going to fuck a baby into you. Do you want that? One from both of us?”

ᯓ★ He won’t let Clark have you all to himself. Bruce insists on taking your mouth or ass while Clark has your pussy. Double stuffing is standard during breeding season.

ᯓ★ Bruce never loses composure, but the way he clenches his jaw and grunts when he spills inside you? That’s his version of falling apart.

ᯓ★ They don’t fight over you—they share you. Clark fucks to breed; Bruce fucks to claim.

ᯓ★ They put you in heat-like states just from overstimulation: pinned between both of them, cock-drunk, messy, and mumbling about wanting their babies while one holds your legs open and the other fills you to the brim.

ᯓ★ They make you cum over and over just to ensure your body is “ready to receive”—Bruce with slow, cruel fingers on your clit, Clark rutting in and out like an animal until your thighs shake.

ᯓ★ The aftercare is almost worse: Clark’s kissing your belly, talking about “how many he thinks took,” while Bruce presses a hand over your full cunt to keep everything inside.

“Don’t waste a drop. You’re ours.”