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for the glee/greek gods ask —> Quinn!
Quinn is the daughter of Athena no contest. She is so smart and plans out a large portion of her life. Also that weird blonde hair thing from the PJO books works so that’s fun. I also think that after Beth was born (maybe the s3 ish time of this universe?) she chose to join the Hunters of Artemis and swear off romance forever because she is a strong independent woman and should.
Quinn Fabray in every performance ↳ We Are the Champions
So purely on vibes I matched ND members with musicals I’ve seen in person (included high school productions because I needed more shows). There is no real reason to any of these I just went with what felt right, in order of when I saw the shows...
Wicked - Kurt Hummel
Aladdin - Mike Chang
Anything Goes - Santana Lopez
Cinderella - Finn Hudson
Hamilton - Noah Puckerman
Lightning Thief - Sam Evans
Kinky Boots - Blaine Anderson
Anastasia - Tina Cohen-Chang
All Shook Up - Artie Abrams
Chicago - Quinn Fabray
Les Miserables - Mercedes Jones
Phantom of the Opera - Rachel Berry
The Drowsy Chaperone - Brittany Pierce
I’m in a Lover mood again so it’s time to combine it with my other current hyperfixation, Glee. I’m sure this has been done before but here is how Glee would fit each song (by each song I mean only the ones I listen to) from Lover into their plot.
I Forgot That You Existed
This is the one song that I’ll give entirely to Rachel. I straight up want Rachel to sing this when her and Finn are breaking up/fighting. I don’t know which one but I’m thinking something also involving Jesse would be good. Ooo It could even be Rachel saying a personal goodbye to Jesse after the egging? Idk I just want Rachel to sing this about one of the boys she’s been with.
Lover
This would be a finchel duet and it would be cute but I actually want it to be a quartet. I am Klaine trash so this could be really cool to have in The First Time. As you’ll be able to tell from this list I really like Don’t Speak and The Scientist so the couples having mirror storylines and singing in quartets is like crack to me.
The Man
This would either be a girl Power mid episode number Ala Madonna, or a really weird decision for Unique. But RM constantly was making sketch choices so I could absolutely see him pulling something like that. Could be girl number at one of the few points they were all single??
I Think He Knows
I want Quinn to sing this. I have no idea what the context could be? Maybe when she’s cheating on Sam with Finn could work pretty well. Yeah let’s go with that.
Miss Americana And The Heartbreak Prince
This one would probably never be covered but I think it would be a good Quinn song. Quinn for season 1 when she’s having problems with Finn. It could be a good dream sequence song type in Preggers.
Paper Rings
I, like most of the Klaine fanbase am obsessed with the Box Scene. I want this to happen the episode after the box scene so it doesn’t intrude on the Christmas of it all and be a number with Klaine Tike and Finchel. This could also be the number that prompts Finchel to get engaged. It would be so cute.
London Boy
Season 4. Kurt and Adam get a song. That’s all. It probably in the snowed in episode where we got come what may we get Adam prompting Kurt to get a song for them and this comes on and they just laugh. In terms of staging it’s very intentionally very similar to Cold Outside. All in all the mid game New York romances needed more development so that when we got rid of them people cared. We also needed them to have flaws and to see the relationship not working out so when we got the original pairings back it didn’t seem like people were settling.
You Need To Calm Down
This would be a big walk down the hallway all glee club number and Kurt would get the line, you all know the line, and we would all debate it’s merits but listen to it a lot because this is right up the alley of Loser Like Me and Don’t Stop Believing for that young hopeful Glee sound. It would probably end the episode.
Me
OKAY BUT THIS AS A KLAINE DUET WITH DARREN SINGING BRENDON URIES PART. Okay so I know that’s not going to happen, but it would be so good for Klaine. In real glee it would be a Finchel duet and it would fit pretty well but I want it to be Klaine. As a Klaine song this would be really good if they had done an episode in season three addressing the schools reaction to having a gay couple in the hallway. Cause with as much flak as Kurt got on his own it would be an interesting arc if they actually addressed the fact that pda is dangerous for them. That would have been a much better use of episode time in season 3.
more squad stuff yippee (someone save sugar pls)
The Yellowjackets as glee plotlines with no explanation
Shauna: Sebastian blinding Blaine by throwing rock salt at him, then subsequently arguing with Santana by singing “smooth criminal”
Jackie: Making two student have sex so that they could be better at a high school level play
Nat: Terry Schuster getting the kids high in school
Lottie: Finn thinking there was Jesus in his grilled cheese sandwich
Taissa: Blaine wanting to propose to Kurt when they weren’t even together (he also cheated on Kurt and dated his high school bully)
Van: Brittany agreeing to be shot out of a canon so the cheerios could win a high school level cheerleading contest
Mari: Terri Schuester faking a pregnancy, then trying to get Quinn to give her kid to her/ kitty giving Marley an eating disorder
Misty: Mercedes throwing a brick to destroy Kurt’s car after he didn’t reciprocate her crush (he’s gay)
Laura Lee: There was a gas leak and Blaine imagined all of his friends to be muppets and they sang “what does the fox say”
Coach Ben: Mr. Schue fighting to allow the kids to twerk in school
Travis: Brittany becoming a math genius the year after she had a 0.0 GPA
This is so fucking cool
What do you say you and I reunite a little threesome… called THE UNHOLY TRINITY
gfs during lady gaga week
good morning quinntina nation
i will never not be mad about quinn and mercedes never having a proper friendship arc
Well, yes.
I think Shannon Rutherford and Quinn Fabray would get along.
Sometimes it’s “I saw genderswap fanart of this person and it was really hot”
sometimes a trans headcanon is 5 pages of careful textual analysis and reasoning and sometimes it's "i know this doesn't make sense but it's my favourite character and i get to decide the gender" and sometimes you have both within the same media and that's beautiful.
so cute 😞
when your girlfriend won't let you steal your daughter from her mom
quinn's suffering in the last episodes of s2 is my villain origin story
i'm sorry but quinn's reaction to that spanish teacher in s3e12 is simply so fake 😭 it has the same energy of closeted lesbian girls in high school choosing some random boy to pretend to like and not raise any suspicion 😭😭
happy mother's day to my unhinged milfs aka wanda maximoff and quinn fabray
obviously these are all in season one, but i know that quinn was cheating on finn with puck, and that was bad (yes), but he got quinn drunk on wine coolers. not only that, quinn literally told him no and he still did it. not only that, when quinn asked him about protection, he lied to her and said yes.
lmao ik a lot of ppl will disagree on this one because it's a headcanon, but she just didn't have ANY chemistry with any of the guys, let alone puck.
keyword: think. she thinks she loves him, she doesn't truly love him.
first of all, shelby fucking corcoran is a creep. sleeping with a student?? idk how she wasn't fired. second, he was saying all that shit to quinn... the call is coming from inside the house sir.
that's all i can think of tbh, even though there's no need for reasons 2-4 because i'm not a weirdo who ships someone with their r*pist.
Y'all wanted complex female characters but couldn't even handle her
Sebastian Smythe x Fem!Reader (Posted on Wattpad)
Summary:
"What are you doing?!"
"We knew you guys were up to no good!"
"What are you talking about, she's my girlfriend!"
"Wait, girlfriend?" "Huh?" "I thought you were gay..?"
Word Count: 413
Y/n's POV
I was over at Rachel's house with Kurt and he was discussing fashion with her, trying to get her to switch things up more.
"Seriously Rachel, that sweater you wore yesterday is so last season and it totally clashed with the skirt! We've got to help you switch things up. I propose an emergency shopping trip this Saturday. What do you think?" Kurt asks while the three of us lay across Rachel's bed.
"Ooh! Yes, I am totally in! I can't wait to see the look on Finn's face when he sees me!" Rachel squealed and clapped her hands together.
"N/n?" Kurt asks.
"I'm sorry guys but I can't make it." I say as they whine and protest. "I know, I know but I'm super busy that night."
"Fine, I guess we'll just have to go without you then." Kurt teases as I just roll my eyes playfully.
"I promise next time though, and we'll even go out to eat too!" I say cheerfully as we all break out into laughter. "Anyway, how are things with you and Blaine?"
"Amazing, we recently bonded over Wicked and how ridiculous 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' is. Oh my god, he's just so, so perfect." Kurt fawns.
"You know what you should do? You guys should definitely go on a double date together! That would be so cute!" I exclaim excitedly.
"Not without you little Miss 'single as a pringle'." Kurt tells me, looking at me pointedly. "Speaking of, maybe now is a good time to tell us about that boy you were totally texting in Glee. Right Rachel?" Rachel nods her head, knowingly.
I scoffed at the two, "Look there is no boy. I wasn't texting a guy!"
"Then why were you looking at your phone all smiley and giggly?" Rachel questions. "You know, whoever this guy is must be pretty special to you. Judging by the way you looked at your phone, you were acting how Kurt and I do with Finn and Blaine. Like you're in love."
I blushed at her comment. Is it really that obvious? Do I really love him? Does he feel the same way..?
"Anywho, since you're not willing to tell us who this mystery guy is, we'll figure it out eventually. But for now, who's up for re-watching 'Heathers'?" Rachel asked the both of us. We all look at each other and our hands shoot up in sync as we all fall back, laughing.
*ORIGINAL POSTS ON WATTPAD*
A/N: Y'all have been coming at me since Sebastian is gay so let's pretend he's bi in this or I can delete the story but please don't get mad at me for writing this. I don't mean to offend anyone so if I have, I'm sorry. If this were a real person I wouldn't write stories about them and change their sexuality.
Summary:
"What are you doing?!"
"We knew you guys were up to no good!"
"What are you talking about, she's my girlfriend!"
"Wait, girlfriend?" "Huh?" "I thought you were gay..?"
♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Sebastian Smythe x Fem!Reader (Posted on Wattpad)
Summary:
"What are you doing?!"
"We knew you guys were up to no good!"
"What are you talking about, she's my girlfriend!"
"Wait, girlfriend?" "Huh?" "I thought you were gay..?"
Word Count: 630
Y/n's POV
"So, who wants to kick this off?" Mr. Shue asks as he claps his hands together. "No volunteers?" I looked around me before sighing and raising my hand up. "Great! Well come on up, the floor is yours."
I make my way over to the middle of the room, in front of the piano and take a deep breath in.
"All along it was a fever
A cold sweat, hot headed believer
I threw my hands in the air, said, "Show me something"
He said, "If you dare, come a little closer"
Round and around and around and around we go
Oh, now tell me now, tell me now, tell me now you know
Not really sure how to feel about it
Something in the way you move
Makes me feel like I can't live without you
It takes me all the way
I want you to stay
It's not much of a life you're living
It's not just something you take, it's given
Round and around and around and around we go
Oh, now tell me now, tell me now, tell me now you know
Not really sure how to feel about it
Something in the way you move
Makes me feel like I can't live without you
It takes me all the way
And I want you to stay
Ooh, the reason…"
Everyone begins to clap and cheer as my song ends. I smiled a bit before returning to my seat, some of my friends complimenting me. For the rest of glee I couldn't stop smiling, I was so proud of myself.
Rachel and Finn performed a duet together, as did Mercedes, and Artie. Then Quinn sang a solo before joining Santana and Brittany's performance too. Blaine and Kurt decided to have everyone song with them, and this had to be one of the best meetings we've had.
After glee, I headed home where Sebastian was supposed to meet me since my parents were both working late that night. As I arrived, I noticed a familiar car parked down the street from my house.
I unlocked the door and walked inside and jogged upstairs to my room. Sure enough, Sebastian was lying on my bed reading some book.
"Hey babe, did you put the spare key back under the rock?" I ask as I flop onto the bed beside him.
"Yes ma'am, I did." He says, before placing his book to the side and placing a kiss to my temple.
"Good. So how was your day?" I asked, cuddling myself into him, placing my face in the crook of his neck.
"Same old, same old. Went through some classes and practiced with the warblers. We were working on our songs for Regionals coming up" He replies, a cocky smirk on his face.
"Hmm, oh yeah? And what songs were those? I asked, placing a soft kiss on his neck.
"We were working on G- hey!" He exclaimed when he realized what I was doing. "I see what you're doing, you little devil."
I let out a laugh, before looking up at him, "I'm just kidding. I wouldn't do that to you."
"Mhm, because I'm so sure of that." He replies sarcastically, while rolling his eyes at me.
"It's true!" I say back, lightly hitting his arm. "Anyway, are you hungry? Do you want to have dinner?"
"Yeah sure, we can whip up something quick like pasta to have." He agrees.
I sit up from the bed and grab his hand in mine before we go racing to the kitchen, downstairs.
Let's say that the night was filled with us somewhat successfully cooling pasta but the kitchen was a mess. We ended up spending two hours cleaning it up after we ate. Yep, he's a keeper.
Sebastian Smythe x Fem!Reader (Posted on Wattpad)
Summary:
"What are you doing?!"
"We knew you guys were up to no good!"
"What are you talking about, she's my girlfriend!"
"Wait, girlfriend?" "Huh?" "I thought you were gay..?"
Word Count: 880
Y/N's POV
I rushed through the halls, passing and almost bumping into people as I raced to the practice room. We were supposed to all be there 15 minutes ago. I speed through the hallways, almost running past the room. I entered out of breath, everyone's attention turned to me.
"You're late, again." Mr. Shue says. "That's the third time this month y/n. What's going on?"
"What? Nothing, I just don't manage time well and run a little late sometimes. I'm sorry Mr. Shue, I'll try and get better at it." I tell him, still slightly out of breath.
"Okay, come sit down so we can start." He tells me.
I nod and make my way over to my seat, in between Kurt and Mercedes. As I sit down, Kurt leans over and whispers to me, "It's a boy isn't it?"
I look at him and my face turns a dusty pink shade, "What? No. There's no boy."
"Mhm, sure there's not. But that's okay, I'll find out soon enough." He says with a smile on his face. To which I just rolled my eyes and turned my attention to Mr. Shue.
"Okay guys, for this week's assignment we're going to bring some R&B and soul into it. So let's see what you've got." Mr. Shue tells us.
My phone buzzed, and I quickly checked and found a message from Sebastian.
'Hey gorgeous, still coming over to Dalton after practice?'
- Seb
I grin down at my phone before typing and sending a quick response.
'Of course. Love you!'
- N/n
'Love you more'
- Seb
Kurt started to lean over my shoulder, "Who are you texting?"
I jump a bit and turn off my phone before placing it back in my pocket. "No one." I state quickly.
"So I was right? There is a boy, isn't there?" He asks with a smirk on his face.
"I'm sorry did you say a boy?" Mercedes asked.
"Oh my gosh, really?" Rachel asked, excitedly.
"Does our sweet little y/n have a boyfriend we don't know about?" Finn also joins in.
Soon enough I had the whole glee club's attention once again and was being bombarded with questions.
"Okay, okay guys. Let's not push, I'm sure if there is a boy, y/n will tell us when she's ready. All of this interrogating her isn't going to make her want to tell us." Blaine butted in, getting everyone to settle down.
'Thank you.' I mouthed over to him. And he responded with a small grin.
Soon after that, we were all dismissed and I was first out of the room. I was on my way out the door before a hand gently grabbed my wrist.
"So, is there anything you want to tell me?" I turned around and came face to face with Blaine.
I let out a groan, "Oh no, not you too!!"
"Hey, I get it. If you don't want anyone to know, that's fine." He says, putting his hands up in defense. "But if there is something going on, you can tell me. I promise not to tell a soul, not even Kurt."
I let out a heavy sigh, "Fine. There is a boy but I know you won't approve of him. And I really don't want you all getting in the way of us."
"I promise, whoever it is, I won't get mad." He tells me.
"It's Sebastian." I say bluntly.
"Oh, okay..." He says slowly.
3... 2... 1..
"Him?! Why y/n? Why him of all people?!" He yells a little loud, catching other students' attention.
"Shhh, not so loud!! I thought you said you weren't going to get mad!" I tell him in a hushed voice.
"That was before you told me that it was Sebastian! Need I remind you that he's the one who threw a slushie with Rock salt at me and almost blinded me!" He whisper yelled back.
"See?! This.This is exactly why I didn't want to tell any of you! I knew that you would hate it! And of course I remember that Blaine, I never left your side when it happened! And besides I already told him off about that and he's trying to be nicer Blaine! Ask the Warblers yourself, they'll tell you that he's gotten better." I say back, a quivering frown placed upon my face.
Blaine took a deep breath, "Okay, look. I get it, really I do. If he makes you happy then I can learn to live with it. And I won't tell any of the others, you're right about them not taking it so easy. But just be careful, I don't want you getting hurt."
I pull him into a tight hug which he reciprocates. "Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!" I told him.
"You're welcome n/n." He chuckled as we pulled apart. I checked my phone's time and I was starting to run late.
"Well I'm heading to Dalton right now, I'm already a bit late." I tell him, pocketing my phone.
"I can drop you off if you want? Kurt and I don't have any plans scheduled." He offers.
"Yes! That would be great!" I say before grabbing his arm and pulling him out of school.