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cried so hard during the last episode of glee my nose started bleeding
The Yellowjackets as glee plotlines with no explanation
Shauna: Sebastian blinding Blaine by throwing rock salt at him, then subsequently arguing with Santana by singing “smooth criminal”
Jackie: Making two student have sex so that they could be better at a high school level play
Nat: Terry Schuster getting the kids high in school
Lottie: Finn thinking there was Jesus in his grilled cheese sandwich
Taissa: Blaine wanting to propose to Kurt when they weren’t even together (he also cheated on Kurt and dated his high school bully)
Van: Brittany agreeing to be shot out of a canon so the cheerios could win a high school level cheerleading contest
Mari: Terri Schuester faking a pregnancy, then trying to get Quinn to give her kid to her/ kitty giving Marley an eating disorder
Misty: Mercedes throwing a brick to destroy Kurt’s car after he didn’t reciprocate her crush (he’s gay)
Laura Lee: There was a gas leak and Blaine imagined all of his friends to be muppets and they sang “what does the fox say”
Coach Ben: Mr. Schue fighting to allow the kids to twerk in school
Travis: Brittany becoming a math genius the year after she had a 0.0 GPA
I honestly don't understand why they decided to make Kurt want to ban dodgeball out of nowhere after one incident, but not even consider banning slushies, which was literally a big part of the school's bullying problems. Idk, it's just never made any sense to me. But then again, hardly anything in this show makes sense.
finn: *getting angry*
every chair within a 5 mile radius:
according to the data provided by my tiktok for you page, about 99,9% of the human population dressed up as sue sylvester and will schuester this halloween. yes these facts can and should be trusted
when they’re both assholes that backstabbed their boyfriends, named sebastian, and have the same damn hairstyle:
vampheobes glee ship tier list
we all think dennis is the one to make mac realize he was gay but I think it was cuz mac watched glee in 2009 and something clicked
obviously these are all in season one, but i know that quinn was cheating on finn with puck, and that was bad (yes), but he got quinn drunk on wine coolers. not only that, quinn literally told him no and he still did it. not only that, when quinn asked him about protection, he lied to her and said yes.
lmao ik a lot of ppl will disagree on this one because it's a headcanon, but she just didn't have ANY chemistry with any of the guys, let alone puck.
keyword: think. she thinks she loves him, she doesn't truly love him.
first of all, shelby fucking corcoran is a creep. sleeping with a student?? idk how she wasn't fired. second, he was saying all that shit to quinn... the call is coming from inside the house sir.
that's all i can think of tbh, even though there's no need for reasons 2-4 because i'm not a weirdo who ships someone with their r*pist.
(written by a lesbian aka me)
i'm gonna start off by saying, the line “i'm attracted to girls, i'm attracted to guys” was a blatant lie. here's why:
after shagging finn in season one episode fifteen (the power of madonna), the first thing she did was ask for a burger??? like girl why was that your first thought 😭😭
also, she can be seen briefly breaking up with puck in one of the episodes (i'm not sure when) solely because he got low credit scores like wow... no sweetie, it's not “what i need AS woman”, it's “what i need IS a woman”-
she keeps telling the club that finn's kissing was not worth a buck, or that he was bad at sex. i dunno, have you considered... maybe you're not into guys??
or the fact that when she was dating sam, she wrote a whole song dissing at how big his lips were 😭
then comes blame it on the alcohol. she drunk-cried and called quinn “prettier than her”.... or when she basically made out with sam to get back at brittany for dating artie (it's pretty obvious tbh)
her basically saying that puck without the missing mohawk didn't turn her on is as good as just saying “i'm not into you, i never was”
speaking of which, when puck got to juvie (keep in mind they were sort of?? dating at that time) the first thing we see her doing is... making out with brittany, and she didn't care about that man at all. like girl, at least PRETEND to care 😭
also, look at the way she and brittany interacted in season one, she was never that loving with puck or sam (unless she was trying to make someone else jealous)
then there's her explaining how she ALWAYS cheated on the guys she dated (and never felt bad), and when it came to brittany, or dani, for that matter, she would either feel bad about cheating on them, or wouldn't cheat on them at all
part 1 & 2 here!
18. marley rose - asexual lesbian
- had more chemistry with unique than jake or ryder (or any guy for that matter) # to ME
- she and unique are girlfriends (alex confirmed it)
- didn't want to have sex when dating jake (i get some people aren't ready, but idk she just gives off ace vibes idk how to explain)
19. unique adams - trans mtf (canon) & sapphic
- dating marley (like i said, alex confirmed it)
- we never really got to see her love life that much so...
- BUT i know she likes girls
20. jake puckerman - bisexual
- i ship jake and ryder more than i ship them w/ marley lmao
- idk it just makes sense that he's bi
- (also he's jake lopez - santana's brother # to me)
21. ryder lynn - gay
- i have no explanation for this whatsoever 😭
22. kitty wilde - sapphic
- tbf, i didn't know if i should make her bi or les (because if anything, she's definitely not straight)
- i found her cute with artie so because of wildeabrams, my headcanon for her changes a lot, so i ended up sticking with sapphic 😭
- have you SEEN the heart eyes she gave quinn??? like she had such a huge crush on that girl omfg
part 4 (final part) tmr! 🫶
part one can be found here:
9. mercedes jones - pansexual
- she wore a heart necklace with the colours of the pan flag in 3x13 (heart)
- stared at santana's boobs while singing “the boy is mine”
- had hot girls wearing bikinis in her musical fantasies (as seen in “bust your windows”)???
- “finn, you look handsome, quinn you look hot” 2x20 (prom queen)
10. brittany pierce - bisexual (canon) & genderfluid
- i don't really have an explanation lmao 😭😭
11. tina cohen-chang - bisexual & non-binary
- don't really have an explanation for the nb one tbh
- tike is bi4bi because i said so
- when making out with mike in 2x06 (never been kissed), she moaned beiste's name 😭
- they also use they/she pronouns because i said so
- i think she complimented quinn's (i think) looks before i can't remember when though (she said something about her bone structure)
-also stared happily (with quinn as stated in part one) when santana and mercedes were shaking ass
- and no straight person dresses goth lmfao
12. mike chang - bisexual
- don't really have an explanation except i'm 99% sure he and matt dated in season one
13. matt rutherford - bisexual
- same as mike, i'm 99% sure they both dated in season one
14. sugar motta - lesbian
- okay first of all she's brittana's child. so she's automatically NOT straight
- she also hates men (i can tell)
- look at the lesbian flag! it fits her :)
15. rory flanagan - gay
- just look at his outfits 😭
- was literally pining after finn and sam it's so obvious
- whatever happened between him and sugar in 3x13 (heart) was all platonic because i said so
16. joe hart - asexual
- i don't really have an explanation for this tbh
17. artie abrams - bisexual
- he literally said sam turned him on in 3x08 (hold on to sixteen)
- literally said david martinez's smile is cute like sir??? okay...
- because kevin said so
part 3 consisting of s4-5 characters 😍🫶 (also i couldn't add anymore pics 😭)
part 3!
1. rachel berry - bisexual
- she basically admires quinn
- calls quinn pretty like 90% of the time
- lea michele herself ships both faberry and pezberry
- this post
2. finn hudson - bisexual
- i don't really have an explanation for this except; “that was so gay” in artie's musical fantasy (i think) and “that's an image that i can never get out of my mind” when he saw sam as a stripper... like okay....
3. quinn fabray - lesbian
- literally drew [REDACTED] pictures of rachel on the bathroom walls
- LITERALLY f worded santana (twice, i might add)
-“i've always wondered what it would be like with a woman”
- “rosario, you are killing it in that dress”
- the entirety of 4x14 (i do)
- she literally stared at santana and mercedes while they were shaking ass in river deep mountain high (smiling happily i might add)
- joe: i've never met anyone who's gay // quinn: oh i guarantee you have (so... you?)
- the entirety of “it's a man's man's man's world”, need i say more?
- when rachel told her she and finn were getting married, she said “you can't”... why? cause you wanna marry her?
- dianna wore a “likes girls” shirt on tour once (should be enough to convince you that girly in fact ISN'T straight)
4. santana lopez - lesbian
- well i know this is canon but since i see A LOT of people (on AO3 especially) trying to erase her sexuality, here's me explaining why she IS in fact a lesbian (i am a lesbian too so don't fight me on this)
- she did not give out “mixed signals” on the show. i know she said she was attracted to both girls and guys in 2x15 (sexy), but that part was obviously a blatant lie. after f wording finn in 1x15 (the power of madonna), the first thing she did was to ask for a burger, like girly... really??
- she also cheated on literally every guy she dated (with mostly brittany), i mean come on if a guy did a good job to her, she wouldn't even think of cheating (i don't think so at least)
- she had more chemistry with any of the girls than any of the guys she dated/in the new directions
5. sam evans - bisexual
- idk if any of you guys knew this but he was actually originally introduced as kurt's love interest on the show, so.... 🤨
- also NO straight guy would take the time to do a whole macaroni portrait of another guy (as seen in 4x17; guilty pleasures)
- blaine literally developed a crush on him idk
6. kurt hummel - gay (,non-binary and asexual)
- alright no explanation needed for his sexuality, it's canon
-also i do not actually have an explanation for his nb headcanon... i read about it once and just went with it lmao
- i do however have an explanation for the ace headcanon, in 2x15 (sexy), he said he didn't like hearing about the sex talk burt and blaine both tried to give him, and to be fair, he seems asexual
7. blaine anderson - gay
- no explanation needed, it's canon
8. noah puckerman - pansexual
- he will literally shag anyone and everyone LMFAO
prt 2 coming soon cuz i can't add more photos lmao 😭
part two!
Sebastian Smythe x Fem!Reader (Posted on Wattpad)
Summary:
"What are you doing?!"
"We knew you guys were up to no good!"
"What are you talking about, she's my girlfriend!"
"Wait, girlfriend?" "Huh?" "I thought you were gay..?"
Word Count: 413
Y/n's POV
I was over at Rachel's house with Kurt and he was discussing fashion with her, trying to get her to switch things up more.
"Seriously Rachel, that sweater you wore yesterday is so last season and it totally clashed with the skirt! We've got to help you switch things up. I propose an emergency shopping trip this Saturday. What do you think?" Kurt asks while the three of us lay across Rachel's bed.
"Ooh! Yes, I am totally in! I can't wait to see the look on Finn's face when he sees me!" Rachel squealed and clapped her hands together.
"N/n?" Kurt asks.
"I'm sorry guys but I can't make it." I say as they whine and protest. "I know, I know but I'm super busy that night."
"Fine, I guess we'll just have to go without you then." Kurt teases as I just roll my eyes playfully.
"I promise next time though, and we'll even go out to eat too!" I say cheerfully as we all break out into laughter. "Anyway, how are things with you and Blaine?"
"Amazing, we recently bonded over Wicked and how ridiculous 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' is. Oh my god, he's just so, so perfect." Kurt fawns.
"You know what you should do? You guys should definitely go on a double date together! That would be so cute!" I exclaim excitedly.
"Not without you little Miss 'single as a pringle'." Kurt tells me, looking at me pointedly. "Speaking of, maybe now is a good time to tell us about that boy you were totally texting in Glee. Right Rachel?" Rachel nods her head, knowingly.
I scoffed at the two, "Look there is no boy. I wasn't texting a guy!"
"Then why were you looking at your phone all smiley and giggly?" Rachel questions. "You know, whoever this guy is must be pretty special to you. Judging by the way you looked at your phone, you were acting how Kurt and I do with Finn and Blaine. Like you're in love."
I blushed at her comment. Is it really that obvious? Do I really love him? Does he feel the same way..?
"Anywho, since you're not willing to tell us who this mystery guy is, we'll figure it out eventually. But for now, who's up for re-watching 'Heathers'?" Rachel asked the both of us. We all look at each other and our hands shoot up in sync as we all fall back, laughing.
*ORIGINAL POSTS ON WATTPAD*
A/N: Y'all have been coming at me since Sebastian is gay so let's pretend he's bi in this or I can delete the story but please don't get mad at me for writing this. I don't mean to offend anyone so if I have, I'm sorry. If this were a real person I wouldn't write stories about them and change their sexuality.
Summary:
"What are you doing?!"
"We knew you guys were up to no good!"
"What are you talking about, she's my girlfriend!"
"Wait, girlfriend?" "Huh?" "I thought you were gay..?"
♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Sebastian Smythe x Fem!Reader (Posted on Wattpad)
Summary:
"What are you doing?!"
"We knew you guys were up to no good!"
"What are you talking about, she's my girlfriend!"
"Wait, girlfriend?" "Huh?" "I thought you were gay..?"
Word Count: 630
Y/n's POV
"So, who wants to kick this off?" Mr. Shue asks as he claps his hands together. "No volunteers?" I looked around me before sighing and raising my hand up. "Great! Well come on up, the floor is yours."
I make my way over to the middle of the room, in front of the piano and take a deep breath in.
"All along it was a fever
A cold sweat, hot headed believer
I threw my hands in the air, said, "Show me something"
He said, "If you dare, come a little closer"
Round and around and around and around we go
Oh, now tell me now, tell me now, tell me now you know
Not really sure how to feel about it
Something in the way you move
Makes me feel like I can't live without you
It takes me all the way
I want you to stay
It's not much of a life you're living
It's not just something you take, it's given
Round and around and around and around we go
Oh, now tell me now, tell me now, tell me now you know
Not really sure how to feel about it
Something in the way you move
Makes me feel like I can't live without you
It takes me all the way
And I want you to stay
Ooh, the reason…"
Everyone begins to clap and cheer as my song ends. I smiled a bit before returning to my seat, some of my friends complimenting me. For the rest of glee I couldn't stop smiling, I was so proud of myself.
Rachel and Finn performed a duet together, as did Mercedes, and Artie. Then Quinn sang a solo before joining Santana and Brittany's performance too. Blaine and Kurt decided to have everyone song with them, and this had to be one of the best meetings we've had.
After glee, I headed home where Sebastian was supposed to meet me since my parents were both working late that night. As I arrived, I noticed a familiar car parked down the street from my house.
I unlocked the door and walked inside and jogged upstairs to my room. Sure enough, Sebastian was lying on my bed reading some book.
"Hey babe, did you put the spare key back under the rock?" I ask as I flop onto the bed beside him.
"Yes ma'am, I did." He says, before placing his book to the side and placing a kiss to my temple.
"Good. So how was your day?" I asked, cuddling myself into him, placing my face in the crook of his neck.
"Same old, same old. Went through some classes and practiced with the warblers. We were working on our songs for Regionals coming up" He replies, a cocky smirk on his face.
"Hmm, oh yeah? And what songs were those? I asked, placing a soft kiss on his neck.
"We were working on G- hey!" He exclaimed when he realized what I was doing. "I see what you're doing, you little devil."
I let out a laugh, before looking up at him, "I'm just kidding. I wouldn't do that to you."
"Mhm, because I'm so sure of that." He replies sarcastically, while rolling his eyes at me.
"It's true!" I say back, lightly hitting his arm. "Anyway, are you hungry? Do you want to have dinner?"
"Yeah sure, we can whip up something quick like pasta to have." He agrees.
I sit up from the bed and grab his hand in mine before we go racing to the kitchen, downstairs.
Let's say that the night was filled with us somewhat successfully cooling pasta but the kitchen was a mess. We ended up spending two hours cleaning it up after we ate. Yep, he's a keeper.
Sebastian Smythe x Fem!Reader (Posted on Wattpad)
Summary:
"What are you doing?!"
"We knew you guys were up to no good!"
"What are you talking about, she's my girlfriend!"
"Wait, girlfriend?" "Huh?" "I thought you were gay..?"
Word Count: 399
Y/n's POV
We pulled up to Dalton and I unbuckled my seatbelt.
"Thank you so much Blaine, for everything." I tell him with a small smile.
"Of course. Have fun, not too much though." He says in a fake stern voice.
"Oh my god, shut up." I playfully roll my eyes and shove his shoulder a bit before exiting his car. "Later loser!" I yell over my shoulder before going into the school.
I headed straight towards Sebastian's dorm, passing by some of the warblers on the way and greeting them. I gently open the door, knocking a bit and see Sebastian laying on his bed, studying. His roommate had been out for the night, studying with his boyfriend. He looked up at the sound of the knocking, a smile beginning to grow on his face.
"Hey handsome." I greet as I walk over to his bed to give him a peck on the lips.
"Mm, hello beautiful." He says back, lovingly. "So what took you so long? I thought you were coming straight after practice?"
"I just ran into something. But um, Blaine knows.. about us..." I say, dragging out the 's' while playing with my hands.
"Is that what you meant by 'running into something'?" He asked me.
"Maybe... But he promised not to tell anyone and he actually dropped me off here." I told him.
"Okay."
"That's it? Just, 'okay'? You aren't mad?" I ask him, skeptically.
"Yeah, remember you're the one nervous about telling them?" He chuckled a bit, with a small half-smile.
"I know, it's just.. It's hard to tell them because I don't know how they'll react. I mean Blaine was pretty freaked at first, I just don't want the others to hate me or you for being together. I don't, I don't want to lose you." I say in a quiet whisper.
Seb lifts his hand to my face, pushing a stray hair out of my face. Then rubbing his thumb against my cheek, delicately. I lean into his gesture, eyes closed, and let out a deep breath.
"You could never lose me y/n. I don't care what anyone else says, I love you and you make me a better person. I'm not going to let something get in between us." He whispers.
"I love you." I told him.
"And I love you." He says back, before kissing me gently.
Sebastian Smythe x Fem!Reader (Posted on Wattpad)
Summary:
"What are you doing?!"
"We knew you guys were up to no good!"
"What are you talking about, she's my girlfriend!"
"Wait, girlfriend?" "Huh?" "I thought you were gay..?"
Word Count: 880
Y/N's POV
I rushed through the halls, passing and almost bumping into people as I raced to the practice room. We were supposed to all be there 15 minutes ago. I speed through the hallways, almost running past the room. I entered out of breath, everyone's attention turned to me.
"You're late, again." Mr. Shue says. "That's the third time this month y/n. What's going on?"
"What? Nothing, I just don't manage time well and run a little late sometimes. I'm sorry Mr. Shue, I'll try and get better at it." I tell him, still slightly out of breath.
"Okay, come sit down so we can start." He tells me.
I nod and make my way over to my seat, in between Kurt and Mercedes. As I sit down, Kurt leans over and whispers to me, "It's a boy isn't it?"
I look at him and my face turns a dusty pink shade, "What? No. There's no boy."
"Mhm, sure there's not. But that's okay, I'll find out soon enough." He says with a smile on his face. To which I just rolled my eyes and turned my attention to Mr. Shue.
"Okay guys, for this week's assignment we're going to bring some R&B and soul into it. So let's see what you've got." Mr. Shue tells us.
My phone buzzed, and I quickly checked and found a message from Sebastian.
'Hey gorgeous, still coming over to Dalton after practice?'
- Seb
I grin down at my phone before typing and sending a quick response.
'Of course. Love you!'
- N/n
'Love you more'
- Seb
Kurt started to lean over my shoulder, "Who are you texting?"
I jump a bit and turn off my phone before placing it back in my pocket. "No one." I state quickly.
"So I was right? There is a boy, isn't there?" He asks with a smirk on his face.
"I'm sorry did you say a boy?" Mercedes asked.
"Oh my gosh, really?" Rachel asked, excitedly.
"Does our sweet little y/n have a boyfriend we don't know about?" Finn also joins in.
Soon enough I had the whole glee club's attention once again and was being bombarded with questions.
"Okay, okay guys. Let's not push, I'm sure if there is a boy, y/n will tell us when she's ready. All of this interrogating her isn't going to make her want to tell us." Blaine butted in, getting everyone to settle down.
'Thank you.' I mouthed over to him. And he responded with a small grin.
Soon after that, we were all dismissed and I was first out of the room. I was on my way out the door before a hand gently grabbed my wrist.
"So, is there anything you want to tell me?" I turned around and came face to face with Blaine.
I let out a groan, "Oh no, not you too!!"
"Hey, I get it. If you don't want anyone to know, that's fine." He says, putting his hands up in defense. "But if there is something going on, you can tell me. I promise not to tell a soul, not even Kurt."
I let out a heavy sigh, "Fine. There is a boy but I know you won't approve of him. And I really don't want you all getting in the way of us."
"I promise, whoever it is, I won't get mad." He tells me.
"It's Sebastian." I say bluntly.
"Oh, okay..." He says slowly.
3... 2... 1..
"Him?! Why y/n? Why him of all people?!" He yells a little loud, catching other students' attention.
"Shhh, not so loud!! I thought you said you weren't going to get mad!" I tell him in a hushed voice.
"That was before you told me that it was Sebastian! Need I remind you that he's the one who threw a slushie with Rock salt at me and almost blinded me!" He whisper yelled back.
"See?! This.This is exactly why I didn't want to tell any of you! I knew that you would hate it! And of course I remember that Blaine, I never left your side when it happened! And besides I already told him off about that and he's trying to be nicer Blaine! Ask the Warblers yourself, they'll tell you that he's gotten better." I say back, a quivering frown placed upon my face.
Blaine took a deep breath, "Okay, look. I get it, really I do. If he makes you happy then I can learn to live with it. And I won't tell any of the others, you're right about them not taking it so easy. But just be careful, I don't want you getting hurt."
I pull him into a tight hug which he reciprocates. "Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!" I told him.
"You're welcome n/n." He chuckled as we pulled apart. I checked my phone's time and I was starting to run late.
"Well I'm heading to Dalton right now, I'm already a bit late." I tell him, pocketing my phone.
"I can drop you off if you want? Kurt and I don't have any plans scheduled." He offers.
"Yes! That would be great!" I say before grabbing his arm and pulling him out of school.
Sebastian Smythe x Fem!Reader (Posted on Wattpad)
Summary:
"What are you doing?!"
"We knew you guys were up to no good!"
"What are you talking about, she's my girlfriend!"
"Wait, girlfriend?" "Huh?" "I thought you were gay..?"
Word Count: 478
Y/N'S POV
"Seb, stop. Seriously, stop it!" I laugh as I try to roll off his bed, his arms still wrapped around me. "Come on, I really have to go."
"Can't you just stay the night here? Why do you have to leave?" He whined, pulling me closer towards him.
"You know I can't. I have school tomorrow, and none of my clothes are here. Plus my parents would be furious." I say, trying to push him away from me.
"Ugh, why do you have to go to that dumb public school? That's where all the rejects are." He says, resting his head in the crook of my neck.
"First of all, I go there and so do all of my friends, so watch it. Secondly, I'd rather go there then be at a private all girl school where everyone's stuck up."
"Whatever. But I miss getting to see you. It's hard not being able to just walk around in public together. When can we finally tell them?" He asks, his voice slightly muffled by my neck.
"And risk getting rejected by them? No way! You know it was hard to find friends when I was new. I don't want to lose them." I say, with a small and sad smile.
"I don't see the problem, you're not even a threat. I mean, you don't tell me their plans and routines anyway so what's the matter?" He asks as he plays with my hands.
"Because you're you and you've done some pretty bad things, they still hold it against you. They don't want me anywhere near you or the warblers, let alone dating you." He lets out a soft sigh, I could tell that this was killing him. "I'm sorry, I just know they won't be able to accept it. They'd try and break us up and never let us be together."
"It's okay, I understand." He said, while nodding his head a bit.
I stand up and grab my backpack, "I really have to go now Seb, but I'll see you this weekend?"
"Yes ma'am." He says as he salutes, I just chuckle and lean in to give him a quick kiss. "Mm, I'm going to miss you."
"And I'll miss you. But for now, I have to go." I say before grabbing my things and going. "Love you!" I shout over my shoulder at the pouting warbler.
"Love you too!" He yelled back as I shut the door behind me and sneaked my way out of Dalton, passing by some of them along the way.
I made my way back home, singing along to the car radio. My parents were gone for the evening on a date so I was alone.
I decided to heat up some leftovers from the night before and just eat it quickly, before getting ready for bed and falling asleep.