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Playing Baldur's Gate 3, especially The 3 Act feels like WAT

I always forget how much homebrew my friends and I put into our D&D games.

Like, I think I’m so cool digging wenches and laying trenches, living that cinematic rule of cool life.

But then I open Baldur’s Gate 3 and the githyanki knock my weapon out of my hands, kick it down a mountain, and start spanking me just for existing and no inspiration from doing the silly voice for my dm.

I always heard loot tables were a bad idea but I didn’t listen. After several shenanigans the party got to roll for loot. Mostly potions and scrolls. But my wife rolled for a sword of answering *clears throat to read* “

“You gain a +3 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with this sword. In addition, while you hold the sword, you can use your reaction to make one melee attack with it against any creature in your reach that deals damage to you. You have advantage on the attack roll, and any damage dealt with this special attack ignores any damage immunity or resistance the target has.” Advantage on attack rolls along with never being able to roll a 1 or 2 on damage with a feat she was rolling for minutes at a time and always hitting to do the most damage on the table. Legendary weapon at session 1 don’t do it guys. Don’t roll for loot. (Ever game we play we look for a sword of answering).

i feel like i've committed a crime

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

From the series “Sun City”, Arizona 1982, photo by Stephen Smith.

do u love ur waif

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the only DMs i slide into are depressed moods