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If you take a look at most Greek/Roman myths plus their attributed stories, plus all the shows and books based off of myths, we cannot see that everyone agrees Hermes is just a really nice guy. Like, maybe Apollo hates him for stealing his cattle when he was a baby, but he’s just a silly guy with a silly hat and a silly stick.

The last one is so Hermes-coded istg—

“He’s bad for you” yeah well so am I let’s team up to see who kills me first

Okay, let’s talk about this:

The thing that people get wrong most often is that “Oh, vaccines are made to kill me” or “They’re trying to enslave humanity” no, they’re not. It’s hundreds of scientists working day in and day out, rushing to make some kind of breakthrough to stopping a disease all the while having the pressure of the government to finish as quickly as possible, so give them a break if they accidentally get something wrong.

Vaccines are here to protect us, not to ‘alter our DNA.’ It’s ridiculous the amount of parents I know that have that mindset and are not giving their kids the essential vaccines they need to grow up healthy, and when the kids don’t turn out alright, they blame the government.

We are living in an era where we can order food at the tap of a button and get it delivered to our homes in one day. If we’re sick, we can go to a drug store and pick up whichever variant of the medicine we need. That wasn’t even possible during the ages before the agricultural revolution. People with this mindset die every year, and I’m sick of people telling me otherwise. If you want to wait for scientists to whip up a better vaccine for the disease? Be my guest. But don’t come talking about how vaccines are killing us and that we should live in a society without them because it’s likely you wouldn’t be alive today if your parents, or grandparents didn’t have that lifesaving vaccine.

I rest my case.

I find it funny when queer fantasy stories are written in a setting where homophobia doesn't exist, but there's a ~forbidden romance~ element coming from some completely different, fantastical prejudice. Like

"Son, I don't care if you suck dick, but no child of mine will be sharing a bed with a goddamn necromancer!"

:/

do you think it'll all be okay?

yeah. even if it won’t i’ve got people to love in the meantime

Good to know we're all coping so well with the S2 finale