Itz-makaria - Macaroon

If you take a look at most Greek/Roman myths plus their attributed stories, plus all the shows and books based off of myths, we cannot see that everyone agrees Hermes is just a really nice guy. Like, maybe Apollo hates him for stealing his cattle when he was a baby, but he’s just a silly guy with a silly hat and a silly stick.

The last one is so Hermes-coded istg—

:/

This just becomes so much funnier when you realize that it was Hermes who cracked Zeus’s skull open

Hermes: *runs on stage*

Also Hermes: “Athena’s birth was mind-blowing.”

Hermes again: *scurries off stage*

Aziraphale Sober:

A: Crowley I really do appreciate you and all you do for me. I want you to know that I care about you too and will be your friend and partner till the end. I love you then, now, and forever, and nothing can change that.

C: I…love you too…Angel…thanks.

Aziraphale Drunk:

A: Nice ass, now fuck me.

C: OH GOOD GOD-

Crowley Sober:

C: Fuck you. I hate you.

A: I love you too, dear!

Crowley Drunk:

C: Aziraphale, I have fallen for you. I fell helplessly in love with you the first moment I saw you. Your beautiful eyes send shivers down my spine and your hair looks like the heavens. You are kind, sweet, funny, and caring. But most of all, you didn’t care that I am a demon. I want to give you the world and more. You are my guidance and my temple. I adore you and follow you, and will continue to do so till the day I no longer exist. Even I were to fall as ashes, they would burn bright with the flame of my love for you. What I’m trying to say is I love you. I love you more than anything in this universe. I hope one day that we’ll have children of our own, and they see what real love is. If I have to say this until my last breath I will, but I, Anthony Crowley, love you, Aziraphale, my angel,my love,my life. I wish I could explain how wonderful you are. How your very presence makes me feel safe. How your smile makes me fall more for you. You didn’t do anything to make me fall in love with you, I fell in love with you because you were yourself. I love you for everything you are. Perfectly flawed and perfectly you. If forever does exist, please let it be you.

A: I don’t know this man.

Merry Christmas sick people 🐀

"Remember the Innovators competition?"

"I remember you,"

Hi so what do you mean the innovators competition that au ekko and powder danced and fell in love in is the same one jayce and viktor went to in the canon universe haha what do you mean. haha what do you. what do. you.

tiktok credit to: @naxa._439 (if anyone wants to make a fic based on this PLEASE im begging u)

Hermes: *runs on stage*

Also Hermes: “Athena’s birth was mind-blowing.”

Hermes again: *scurries off stage*

i was so scared for him

Murri Crisis, hapi holandes!

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

LITERALLY!

And in the last episode (S8, EP22), when Wilson was crying in his car and House got in to talk him into doing rehab again, Wilson denies and one of the things he tells House is that “I (Wilson) need you to tell me you…you love me” THATS NOT JUST PLATONIC AT ALL. House keeps telling him off and refusing to be by his side because he knows that he can’t handle losing the one person he loves in his life. He actively avoids Wilson because he doesn’t know how to express his pain in Wilson’s decision.

ALSO, House literally fakes his DEATH to spend Wilson’s last five months together. Does anyone understand what that means? House gave up his job, his ability to work and live a normal life, which could have been years longer than Wilson’s, for five months. He was in his forties, so he could have had a decent chance to make it to his fifties. That’s YEARS he gave up for MONTHS with Wilson. After Wilson dies, he’s gonna always have to be on the run and hidden, because he can be thrown in jail or worse. He knows this, and does it anyway.

And when the last scene happens, and Wilson says, “When the cancer starts to get really bad…” HOUSE cuts him off, saying “Cancer is boring” before the ride off into the sunset together. House won’t even consider killing Wilson when the cancer gets bad, he can’t. He refuses. He wants to spend every last moment with Wilson.

That’s not “fRiEnDsHiP” that’s LOVE and it’s the 2020s so BE WHO YOU ARE 😤

"You guys are weird for romanticizing the friendship between House and Wilson"

my brother in Christ. All I did was watch a show from the 2000s and thought that it was just a show with asshole doctors. They're the ones who tried to act like that with each other. I didn't even delude it nor make it up in my head, they were the ones that acted like they couldn't live without each other - I didn't even torch light for this ship, they're the ones that burned themselves for each other. what am I supposed to do? stop them? Have you seen them???? they're crazy for each other and I can only support that craziness from the sidelines.