I Find It Funny When Queer Fantasy Stories Are Written In A Setting Where Homophobia Doesn't Exist, But

Merry Christmas sick people 🐀

This just becomes so much funnier when you realize that it was Hermes who cracked Zeus’s skull open

Hermes: *runs on stage*

Also Hermes: “Athena’s birth was mind-blowing.”

Hermes again: *scurries off stage*

I was looking at arcane art and I was like wow what is this show and why is the art so good so I started watching the show and not only am I now traumatized I’m starting to realize those freakishly good paintings were coping mechanisms 😭😭😭 and now I’m hooked am I cooked chat

Good to know we're all coping so well with the S2 finale

Hermes: *runs on stage*

Also Hermes: “Athena’s birth was mind-blowing.”

Hermes again: *scurries off stage*

Murri Crisis, hapi holandes!

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

Your 20s are not about anything and your 30s are not about anything and your 40s... also not about anything

I'm a sucker for fucked up relationships. Unhinged obsession. Limitless devotion. Love to the point of destruction.