I, For One, Can’t Wait For A Game Theory On Empires SMP Because There Is Just

If I was a fictional character, how would the fandom misinterpret me?

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People mimicked the traits of tuberculosis (called consumption at the time). Although makeup was heavily founded on and no respectable person would be caught wearing it, most people wore it. There were creme roughes (red creme blush-like thing) available so people could get that flushed look. they would also use belladonna eye drops to get the glassy eye look (although it was terrible for the eyes). Circling back to vampires many legends surrounding vampires most likely started as a result of tuberculosis. In the 19th century, tuberculosis broke out in Rhode Island, eastern Connecticut, southern Massachusetts, Vermont, and several other naibooring states. In Rhode Island people did not really know how to handle the illness and the only thing they say was one loved one getting sick and the life slowly draining out of them before dieing and then the rest of the family falling ill shortly after and dieing, their conclusion, vampires. as such, they would dig up the graves of the first person who dyed and messed with the corpses enough to stop them from rising from the dead. this did not work as its an air born illness and not vampires but ya know.

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So, redstone is toxic and radioactive and requires ppe. That's pretty standard stuff. Which hermits follow guidelines is less standard stuff. So here is a non comprehensive list because as someone who has put uranium in my mouth, I'm qualified to talk on this. Please let me know who I'm forgetting if I forget anyone!

(I'm kinda treating this like resin or something, it's safe enough that people have it in their houses but you don't want to mess with it without gear, not like actual radiation. It's only radioactive if consumed or absorbed in some way)

Tangotek: 10/10, has a gas mask he wears when handing it, keeps all his skin covered, properly washes all materials and disposes is everything correctly

Keralis: does not work with redstone but when he does he is suited up, he's not getting irradiated today, no siree 10/10

Cub: proper mask, gloves and fully covered skin, he's up there with hermits with braincells, 9/10

Pearl: 10/10, she's very safe with redstone

Xisuma: 10/10, he can't inhale it if he tried, he doesn't have lungs his face is a television and he is a robot.

Zedaph: 10/10, full goggles and gas mask and proper protection, this is how you do it people

Impulse: he doesn't fully cover his skin but otherwise he is very well protected 9/10

Gem: 9/10, doesn't fully cover her skin but pants that cover deer legs are hard to find so she gets a pass.

Stress: 8/10, she slips up sometimes and will push up her goggles to rub her eyes but she's pretty safe!

Ren: 8/10, anyone looks like an angel next to doc. 2 points are docked for sheer amount of time spent near doc. Doc is a walking hazard.

Tfc: he's careful enough around redstone but he forgets goggles or gloves or something from time to time, 8/10

Iskall: 7/10, remembers to wear a mask and eye protection but forgets gloves often

Grian: wears a mask and gloves but doesn't cover his eyes and has dragged it around with his feathers on accident 6/10

Etho: 4/10. This man wears a mask. That is it. You are lucky if he hasn't rubbed it into his bad eye yet today.

Bdubs: 3/10, doesn't wear gloves or eye protection, accidentally rubs it into his eyes sometimes, does wear a mask to prevent inhalation.

False: 3/10 she handles it without a mask or eye protection and inhales it on the regular but she wears gloves.

Hypno: 3/10, covers his face with like, a cloth mask and nothing else.

Xb: 2/10, only wears gloves. Just gloves. No other protection.

Cleo: 2/10, while she can't be irradiated because she's already dead, she's setting a bad example

Joe: 2/10 he got redstone in his hair and in his food and accidentally poisoned himself and poured water on his redstone.

Scar: 2/10 he has never worn PPE ever and isn't going to start now, but he doesn't do redstone very often because he can just do magic.

Ijevin: 1/10, redstone gets stuck in and on him. He is a walking hazard. Can't get irradiated though.

Doc: 0/10 being a creeper does not protect you from radiation. Works with redstone shirtless. Rubbed it into his eyes. Has it in his body.

Mumbo: -12736462763/10 he eats redstone

i think we should take the watcher!grian headcanon and make it just an accepted part of his friend's lives because its way funnier than it being a big angsty secret

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Scott? Buddy? You keep saying Flower Husbands isn’t canon on Empires and then you pull shit like “(Joey) can mess with me all he likes, but when he threatens Jimmy it becomes personal.”

My good sir.

There is a line between writing your own fanfiction as lore, and Scott Smajor is using that line as a jumprope.

A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror

Pff, Mumbo Withdrawal? Nah I'm doing fine it's not that big of a de- *many pictures of mumbo fall from my pockets* those are not mine I don't-*even more fall from my sleeves as I try to pick them up* oh G.. gOd I'm o..oka..y I pr. pro.. promise these aren..nt... it isn't wh.. what it, loo, lo, looks... li.. like I'm fi

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