If I Was A Fictional Character, How Would The Fandom Misinterpret Me?

So umm where the fuck did the entity go?? Grian, sir pls where has it gone?!?!!?!?!?!?!

That's awful, I love it!

OKAY HEAR ME OUT—

AU but Scott doesn't kill sausage insteads holds him hostage....

HEY- my mans got to drink....

Pearlescent Moon Moth Wings Project

I might not update this every day as I'm a busy person but ya know, today is Day 1 and is planning so here are my planning bits. It's not much, but it's something.

Pinterest Board: https://www.pinterest.com/clairew1578/pearlescentmoon-cosplay-wings/

Notebook Planning Page:

alsmp is just the creators saying “how far can we push our artists. when is it too much.” theres 15 members. each one will have 10 designs. thats 150 designs if we made one for each member and each of their iterations. this is on par with when talisen jaffe keeps making his characters more intricate to test the cosplayers. im going to strangle the alsmp creators stop dying i NEED TO DRAW 150 OF YOU FUCKERS GIVE ME TIME— /j

I want to look like a femboy but I'm afab, so I'll just end up looking like a girl and honestly I'm too sexy for this kind of stress

DONT SEND THEM HERE

Ask and ye shall receive

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37978768/chapters/94855084

Empires SMP au where Scott is vampire!Scott from alsmp and he and Xornoth are evil siblings that commit crimes together

So, redstone is toxic and radioactive and requires ppe. That's pretty standard stuff. Which hermits follow guidelines is less standard stuff. So here is a non comprehensive list because as someone who has put uranium in my mouth, I'm qualified to talk on this. Please let me know who I'm forgetting if I forget anyone!

(I'm kinda treating this like resin or something, it's safe enough that people have it in their houses but you don't want to mess with it without gear, not like actual radiation. It's only radioactive if consumed or absorbed in some way)

Tangotek: 10/10, has a gas mask he wears when handing it, keeps all his skin covered, properly washes all materials and disposes is everything correctly

Keralis: does not work with redstone but when he does he is suited up, he's not getting irradiated today, no siree 10/10

Cub: proper mask, gloves and fully covered skin, he's up there with hermits with braincells, 9/10

Pearl: 10/10, she's very safe with redstone

Xisuma: 10/10, he can't inhale it if he tried, he doesn't have lungs his face is a television and he is a robot.

Zedaph: 10/10, full goggles and gas mask and proper protection, this is how you do it people

Impulse: he doesn't fully cover his skin but otherwise he is very well protected 9/10

Gem: 9/10, doesn't fully cover her skin but pants that cover deer legs are hard to find so she gets a pass.

Stress: 8/10, she slips up sometimes and will push up her goggles to rub her eyes but she's pretty safe!

Ren: 8/10, anyone looks like an angel next to doc. 2 points are docked for sheer amount of time spent near doc. Doc is a walking hazard.

Tfc: he's careful enough around redstone but he forgets goggles or gloves or something from time to time, 8/10

Iskall: 7/10, remembers to wear a mask and eye protection but forgets gloves often

Grian: wears a mask and gloves but doesn't cover his eyes and has dragged it around with his feathers on accident 6/10

Etho: 4/10. This man wears a mask. That is it. You are lucky if he hasn't rubbed it into his bad eye yet today.

Bdubs: 3/10, doesn't wear gloves or eye protection, accidentally rubs it into his eyes sometimes, does wear a mask to prevent inhalation.

False: 3/10 she handles it without a mask or eye protection and inhales it on the regular but she wears gloves.

Hypno: 3/10, covers his face with like, a cloth mask and nothing else.

Xb: 2/10, only wears gloves. Just gloves. No other protection.

Cleo: 2/10, while she can't be irradiated because she's already dead, she's setting a bad example

Joe: 2/10 he got redstone in his hair and in his food and accidentally poisoned himself and poured water on his redstone.

Scar: 2/10 he has never worn PPE ever and isn't going to start now, but he doesn't do redstone very often because he can just do magic.

Ijevin: 1/10, redstone gets stuck in and on him. He is a walking hazard. Can't get irradiated though.

Doc: 0/10 being a creeper does not protect you from radiation. Works with redstone shirtless. Rubbed it into his eyes. Has it in his body.

Mumbo: -12736462763/10 he eats redstone

I feel like not enough people here acknowledge that swimmers are buff as fuck

Unlike a lot of sports, swimming can and will use pretty much every muscle group in the body, with the most notable features of a “swimmer body” being height, broad shoulders-thin waist (think V-shaped), with defined abs, upper arms, thighs, and backs

What I’m saying is Jimmy could crush that elf twink

i think we should take the watcher!grian headcanon and make it just an accepted part of his friend's lives because its way funnier than it being a big angsty secret

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