So, Redstone Is Toxic And Radioactive And Requires Ppe. That's Pretty Standard Stuff. Which Hermits Follow

As Grian has recently been leaning into the eldritch horror builds and there are some eldritch horror fan theories about him out there cough cough watchers cough cough I sware If you guys make it hot in some way I'm not gonna be sad just very disappointed.

I’ve been lurking on this god-forsaken hell site long enough to know what you fuckers do....

i think we should take the watcher!grian headcanon and make it just an accepted part of his friend's lives because its way funnier than it being a big angsty secret

bonus:

False is building a castle in an ice spikes biome and I haven't seen a single ice queen headcanon :/

ex crumbs 🤲🛐 ; what would’ve happened if boris hadn’t been full and/or ex had gotten bit?? how would x have reacted? etc ; please i am so curious hdjshs -🧨

Boris cocked his head, his eyes lingering on the space where Ex’s throat was hidden by his armor.

“You know, I’ve been looking forward to a bit of a challenge,” he drawled. 

Ex bristled, made his threats, raised his sword. He came here to rid his territory of this fiend, and he wasn’t going to let a few ominous words dissuade him. 

The fight was messy. Neither could land a hit, and X was losing his temper, taking riskier swings, and he probably shouldn’t be so reckless, probably should have thought this through, but then again, when had he ever thought something like this through before? 

Boris’ foot slammed into Ex’s knee and his leg buckled, sending him crashing unceremoniously to the floor. Before he could recover, there were clawed fingers scrambling at his helmet, trying to pry it from his head. Ex struck out with a kick, missing, and was rewarded by having his head lifted from the ground, only to be slammed back down onto the jagged rocks. His helmet softened the blow, and the second, until on the third, spidery cracks began to creep across his visor. 

With a final grunt of exertion, Boris pried the damaged helmet from Ex’s head and wrenched his chin to the side, finally sinking his fangs into his now exposed neck. 

Ex swore, oh heck did that hurt, and really, this was what he got for being such a derp and doing this on his own. And wow, he was probably really concussed, too, the world probably shouldn’t be spinning like that, or maybe that was blood loss. 

After a moment, Boris dropped his grip, rearing back with a look of disgust and wiping at the dribble of blood on his chin. 

“What the- What are you?” he grimaced, staring at the smear of red on his hand with a good deal of confusion. 

Too tired to really respond, Ex just held up a particularly impolite hand gesture and promptly passed the heck out.

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Thankyou so much for the ask! :D :D

As for how X would have reacted; I think mostly the same, only he would have been a lot harder to calm down. Boris already got what he wanted, though, so he was really only peckish. Ex should be fine. Probably.

OKAY HEAR ME OUT—

AU but Scott doesn't kill sausage insteads holds him hostage....

HEY- my mans got to drink....

Remember to send some local jerks in there to keep them all well fed and take them on night walks for extra spice in their life :)

it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet

Vampire!Scott doesn’t natrally have white hair its a dye job, beause cyan just doesn’t mach the astectic of a dark powerfull creature of the night no one alive knows its a dye job yet and he will be damned if anyone finds out about it.

Empires SMP has a GSA but it's just Scott, Joey, Lizzie, and Shubble sitting around and talking shit about the other empires.

Good News! it's in the shopping district. Thank gods the entity can walk and not teleport... that's much less concerning... definitely...

So umm where the fuck did the entity go?? Grian, sir pls where has it gone?!?!!?!?!?!?!

All I want is to be a little fantasy creature who can turn into mist, take any form I want, and lead travelers to their deaths,,,,, But nooo I'm stuck in this dumb human shell