"im Tired Of Living Through Major Historical Events" Is Now "dear Lord Please Let Me Witness A High Profile

Not to be a Victorian woman, but I think a long trip to the sea side would fix me

Cornell notes I hate u with my whole heart and soul

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

how to get a girlfriend no glue no borax

I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin

I can't tell if I want a girlfriend because I'm yearning for deep human connection,or I'm just bored

I mean I think it's the first but at this point who knows

Fanfiction is making me cry at 11 pm on a Sunday, what the fuck

i should be studied in a lab for my inability to process literally anything