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the fact that lily and james BOTH chose sirius to be the godfather to their only son, knowing that they were in a war, hunted by voldemort, and would likely die.
like the bond is already there between all three of them. prongsfoot is basically half canon, jily is canon, and lilypad exchange letters + have a deep amount of trust for the other
jily and prongsfoot are the only agreed upon soulmates in the marauders canon (whether ypu believe it romantic or platonic)
it would be such a natural, believable evolutiom for jilypad to exist
but no, we ship jily with their best man/best friend/godfathers blood supremacist brother whom they never canonically interacted with
we ship the muggle born and blood traitor with the death eater
over the blood traitor black who they both loved
why ship jegulily when jilypad is right there
nothing is real i have 8 homework assignments and just got accepted into a professional program and you know what i want to do??? write prongsfoot fanfiction heavily based on my own life. also eat nutella
first canon sapphic yj couple 🫶 you will always have a place in my heart
i am so in love with taissa turner, she’s actually the realest yellowjacket
mean femmes FTW
to eat her or to eat her out, that is the question
anti prongsfoot/lilypad/jilypad are actually missing out on some of the cutest ship names
lilypad is soooo adorable are u kidding
prongsfoot eats and its not even a stretch like quillkiller or nobleflower (not hating, those are my favs ships but if you arent in the know u would have no idea which characters theyre referring to)
don’t cut off the hardest line: “or hide in the closet”!!
james talking to sirius, and loving him unconditionally. prongsfoot for the winners. i love my babies so much. it actually HURTS.
jegulus/fanon wolfstar shippers when someone critiques their ship: um you must be allergic to fun huh. canon doesn't exist why should i care that it's not realistic. they don't even have real personalities anyway, i can say what i want. let people live it's just a ship it's not that serious! you don't belong in the fandom if you don't ship them tho, it's basically law lol. you sound homophobic rn hating on a gay ship. just go back to hp since you love jkr so much!!
these same shippers when they see prongsfoot: oh! you shouldn't be allowed to ship them actually. so...you like incest? idk guys this is taking it a bit too far.. ok but in canon they're just really close friends so idk where you got this from. i thought we all agreed on wolfstar?? this is cute but replace sirius with his brother, james clearly isn't wearing his glasses lol. this is hurting my eyes and it's low-key disgusting why would you like this??? um alright but ur joking right?? you can't actually ship this..
me but it was merlot
drunk on french rosé and suddenly shauna shipman is making out with a girl on my tv screen... after holding her at knifepoint and threatening her no less... happy valentines day to me i think i ascended
ask and ye shall receive
someone needs to draw them as this NEOW (tag me if u actually do)
we did a thing! @whowhatwhenwhereandwhynot
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63235579
one thing i love about tlt is that almost every character (save coronabeth) is described at some point in some way or another as ugly
theyre all just scraggly, wet rats. awkward, and sharp, and lanky and offputting
theyre human.
and it makes them all so beautiful
a breath of fresh air
harrowhark “my whole existence is the result of 200 dead children, i am the product of sacrifice and have to live with the guilt of that everyday. i am in love with a corpse and i puppet my dead parents around so i am not alone. i cannot take another loss” nonagesimus
gideon “i gave my life for you and you didnt even want it, even worse you refuse to accept it, wasting my sacrifice. you lobotomized yourself to forget everything i did for you—you refuse to embrace the life i have provided you over and over again, and now im stuck as a reanimated corpse” nav
and
coronabeth “i am sick with heartbreak and jealousy that you didnt murder and consume me, your other half, refusing to let me join you on your journey forwards, instead giving that honor to some dick they assigned us. I am dejected and maimed” tridentarius
ianthe “you are the last person i would kill—i would kill myself first without hesitation rather than lay a finger on you. i cannot live without you and i could not live myself if i was the one who removed you from this world” tridentarius
that quote honestly helped me immensely when my dog died a month ago
you can’t take loved away
the universe can take away someone, but it can’t can’t erase their existence. whats done is done.
I know I just made a post about it, but "You can't take loved away," fucks me up SO bad. Nona, who's known that she's dying for ages, facing the fact that regaining her memories is a form of dying that she hasn't prepared for. Nona, who isn't afraid of dying but is so, so scared of becoming someone who doesn't love Camilla, Palamedes, and Pyrrha. Nona, who is love - deep, vibrant, endless love, for the whole world but especially for her family. "I won't love anything... I won't know how."
And Paul. Paul, who's already done the thing Nona is afraid, or at least a version of it. Two people who Nona loved more than anything in the world died and became Paul, and Paul both is and isn't Camilla and Palamedes. Paul, who regardless of whether they are or aren't the people Nona loved, loves Nona. Paul tells her, "Camilla and Palamedes were loved by Nona. Pyrrha was loved by Nona. It's finished, it's done. You can't take loved away. We loved you too. Palamades and Camilla loved you."
And I'm just supposed to be okay after that.
sunshine-james potter has a special place in my heart, but asshole-to-everyone-except-sirius james potter is my drug
the marauders as one perfect found family friend group has my heart, but codependent toxic prongsfoot popular duo with the two loner cowards that follow them around is my drug
yes, they could bully snape because he was a slimy DE creep, or they could bully him mostly cuz they were bored
i want more fics from james/sirius hogwarts age pov where theyre rich, handsome, intelligent assholes who do whatever the fuck they want cuz they are told by everyone constantly that they own the world so damn anyone who tries to stop them from taking it
a sirius that doesnt regret “the prank” and a james that doesnt get angry at sirius for pulling it
sure they mature later on, and have generally always had their heads straight about important issues like blood supremacy and voldemort, but its still fun to duel DEs and its still funny to piss off their collegues and bosses and life is oh so boring if you take anything too seriously
i want more fics where peter betrays them because prongsfoot peaked in highschool and voldemort was simply the bigger, scarier fish in the pond
more fics where remus was a sad old man who married a woman half his age, abandoned his friend’s orphan son, and tried to run away from his own pregnant wife. remus who thought his own friend was a double agent for voldemort and accused him of betraying his best friend
Omg the way I’m screaming and smiling and kicking my feet over your addition to my dribble ❤️It’s amazing and I love it!!
omg i just saw this (still newish to tumblr) !
this is exactly how i felt when u responded to mine 🫶
your james potter gets mad at sirius post prank my james potter kills severus in broad daylight to see sirius happy
saving these for later this is amazing
long prongsfoot fic recs when
AHH so so many prongsfoot fic recs, these are my favs ever (in no particular order) 💖💗🤸♀️💝👾
- Sorry I'm late by LovelyMasks (58k, E)
- and a love that I dreamt of came to me at my worst by Graceless_Lady (90k, E)
- Supernova by SiriuslyASorceress (86k, M)
- Object Permanence by Nyx_21 (230k, M)
- In The Dark by SnarkyMagpie (72k, E)
- Love Me Like My Demons Do by Anonymous (130k, E)
- We Only Kiss On New Year's by SnarkyMagpie (17k, M)
- Ambush on All Sides by GroundZero_V (15k, _)
- The Wedding Date by Graceless_Lady (25k, M)
- In Plain Sight by Graceless_Lady (30k, E)
- Benefits by MADR1D1SMO (17k, E)
- these golden beacons (i see nothing but black) by fictionalcandie (21k, M)
- The most beautiful part of me (is you) by galaxo (15k, E)
- Safehouse by lilacella (13k, E)
- My place of refuge by plecotusauritus (19k, E)
- Kintsugi by GroundZero_V (9k, _)
- Take My Hand and Drag Me Head First by Mayarenerose (11k, T)
- the very best of intentions by Graceless_Lady (13k, M)
- Much Ado About (For) Nothing by asterfortis (8k, T)
- SBDS Founder James Potter by camichats (3k, T)
- Head In The Clouds by Anonymous (5k, T)
- mansplain, manipulate, malewife by soopsiedaisies (8k, T)
- screw loose by griddlebones (16k, E)
- letters from home by canfeeltimemoving (6k, G)
- How to Prune and Water Your Prongsfoot by JustAboutMidnight (9k, G)
- 1+1<3 by lilacella (4k, T)
- Frostbite by Talariajetstream (5k, T)
- Wintertime Love by enbysiriusblack (2k, G)
- ‘tis the damn season: A Love Story Told Through Holidays by torturedpadfootdepartment (2k, T)
THIS. people keep giving lily hermione’s personality
a rule following, strict goody-two-shoes with a sassy streak
she can be kind and smart while also being laid-back and funny. i mean, she chose sirius to be her childs god parent—she had to be at least a little bit of a menace
plus the only canon memory we have of her (snapes) is right during OWLs when shes confronting her best friend for being a blood supremacist and then the guy he hates comes up and harasses him—not exactly her most relaxing moment
lily liked the marauders antics, she like quidditch, and she didnt have a stick up her butt. shes a griffindoor, brightest in her year muggle born, make her bold and cocky
Lily who hates/is annoyed by the Marauders solely because they always manage to execute pranks before she has the chance to
being a gaylor in the swiftie community prepared me for being a prongsfoot shipper in the marauders fandom
YES, my favourite thing about TLT is that ALL the characters are described as kinda ugly in some way (except corona and alecto)
sometimes I'll see fanart of harrow where she's like a sexy bone goddess. NO. it's very important to convey that harrow is a bone gremlin, and the only sexy thing about her is how emotionally unavailable she is
fanon wolfstar: sirius felt soooo guilty about the prank that he went home and cried and non of the other marauders would talk to him for five months
canon wolfstar: sirius thought it was fucking funny and was plotting to do it again, remus was too much of a coward to say he didnt find it funny
The fact that Remus knows the reason Sirius did the prank is because he thought it was funny suggests that Sirius has actually laughed about the prank to Remus’ damn face
And like given Sirius reaction to Remus being all “a trick that involved me 😔” is to make a “derisive noise” at him
yeah that checks out
i dislike remadora because tonks was a young woman who got pregnant then almost abandoned by her much older loser husband (she deserves the world—charliextonks and fleurxtonks are cute give me more shipping ideas pls)
i like remadora becuase its gets in the way of wolfstar and i hate wolfstar
U hate remadora because tonks 'gets in the way' of your ship, i hate remadora because i think the author did a disservice to tonks's character and she deserves better. We are not the same
he stared at you for forty lines, but you thought about me every day for fourteen years
you thought he was the traitor, but you would have died rather than betray me
you tried to use him to kill snape, but you came to my house when you had no where else to go
he married a girl 15 years his junior, but my wife wrote you a letter saying you needed to come by the house because i was going crazy cooped without you
he thought youd actually betrayed my family, but you lived the remainder of your life just to avenge us
he thought you were just like the rest of your family, but i made you my child’s godparent and protector of our secret
he died running from his child, you died protecting mine
wolfstar vs prongsfoot is funny bcz wolfstarr is like "was it casual when i stared at you for forty lines straight" and prongsfoot is like "was it casual when i escaped the solitary-confinement-torture-prison to protect your son who hated me, got him an expensive broomstick anonymously just to make him happy and snuck into hogwarts just to see him play even though it could've literally costed me my soul"
SEND IT HERE ILL PROOFREAD
James and Sirius would be using the mirror and when they get interrupted (not sex, they're just talking) by one of James's parents coming into his room, Sirius would fake a loud, shameless and girly moan, which results in James slamming down the mirror so hard it almost cracks, which ends the mirror connection.
Mia/Monty does indeed think he's watching porn and it results in an awkward silence, then a flustered, stuttering James trying to explain himself, which makes him look even more suspicious.
Sirius is losing his shit, cackling on the other side.
...after so many similar incidents, with Sirius pulling the same joke, James eventually learns to end the mirror connection to not give him the opportunity.
McGonagall was a jily shipper and partnered them together for class work every chance she got from 5th year on. Lily assumed it was because she struggling in the class but she secretly loved having a reason to spend time with James.
McGonagall was James’s biggest advocate for becoming head boy
yes, and
marylene is the new marylily
quillkiller is the new rosekiller
prongsfoot is the new wolfstar
moonwater is the new jegulus