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A typical day
Tim, Bart and Jason all hanging out:
Tim on his phone: ...
Jason, braiding Bart's hair: ...
Bart happy about the attention: *speedforce actin' up*
Jay: Did... did you just fucking purr?
Bart, panicking: uhhHHHH EVASIVE MANUVERS! *full force slams a tissue box in Jay's face and runs away*
If you think Tim wouldn’t use Bart’s eidetic memory to his advantage then you thought wrong
Tim: Bart, progress report.
Bart: *goes into a long and detailed spiel about the mission word for word how Tim wrote it looking bored the entire time*
Tim, in the middle of battle: I need the file on [insert villain name]
Bart: *recites the strengths and weaknesses off the top of his head like a pro*
Bart: So have you told Dick about us?
Tim: What? No. That's like posting it on my Facebook page... if I had a Facebook page.
Tim: or had any desire to share intimate life details with people I'd avoid on the street.
inaccurate Flashfam quotes #5
the adventures of people figuring out that all the Flash's are kleptos
Hal: Barry, we need to have a talk.
Barry: What about?
Hal: It's about the blankets.
Barry: The... blankets?
Hal: Every time you come over for a movie night and use one of my blankets, they always disapear.
Barry: ...
Hal: ...?
Barry: sniffs they're just so comfy...
...
Dick: knocks on Wally's door excessivly
Wally: opens it Hey Dickie. What's up?
Dick: Where are they?
Wally: I'm not kidding this time when I say I have no idea what you're talking about.
Dick: The hats, Wally. My hats. Where are they?
Wally: ... sighs and points to a drawr
...
Tim: ...
Bart: ...
Tim, staring at his sweatshirt: Bart-
Bart: OwO??
Tim: literally cannot say no ... You know what? Keep it.
Who's gonna look after you if not the hot guys you have really normal definitely platonic relationships with?
Clone baby au (BUT ITS TIMBART)
Clone kid:ok! Whose the hottest person you can think of-
Bart sniffling: Your father
Clone kid:…ok dad, father isn’t here right now- you can be honest with me
Bart: your father is a ten
Clone kid: HES A SIX AT BEST
Bart: YOU TAKE THAT BACK
My favorite Batfam ships! With my reasons why! (From a rarepair shipper)
Disclaimer: I am a multi shipper I do not hate any other ships! I love them all! (Unless there the gross bad ones) just because these are my favs does not mean I hate more popular ships-
Dick Grayson
DickRoy 100%, just the chemistry they have makes me love them. Childhood rivals to friends to lovers- also just dick with lian makes my heart melt! They definitely need more fanfic of just them!
Jason Todd
Honestly I really like him with Steph! I think they’re very parallel especially as they both died as Robin! I feel like they could relate to each other and also they’re just similar!
Tim Drake
Definitely TimBart- I think it’s so underrated and a lot of people don’t realize how much potential they have (cause they infantilize bart and or only use Bart to make Timcon look better/ only ship them as a poly ship.) cause Tim also tried to clone Bart and i feel like we skim over that to much- Tim loved Bart as much as he loved Kon (this is also me asking for a timbart accident baby au)
Stephanie Brown
I know it’s popular but I still love StephCass! One of my top fav Steph ships! There just so cute together and I love Steph bi panicking. Also I just love the idea of Cass understanding Steph when even Steph doesn’t know and helps her when she’s down.
Damien Wayne
This is kinda hard cause I’m a big believer in aroAce dami- but I love the thought of him and nika being queer platonic! Even if I didn’t headcanon him as aroAce I’d probably ship him with Nika anyway!
Cassandra Cain
I’ll be honest the only Cass ship I know is her with Steph! So if anyone could recommend me some Cass ships I’d be super grateful!
Duke Thomas
I’ll be honest I don’t know many Duke ships either- I don’t see much content of him (fic recommendations pleaseeeeee give my boy justice) so if you have any recommendations please go ahead and give them!
Bart goes missing on a mission
Tim: I have to find my darling boyfriend! I’m so worried about him!
Conner: seriously what do you see in him?
Tim shrugging: he makes me laugh