The Muppet Joker - Blog Posts

@the-muppet-joker uhhhh what is this what is going on why did you like my post how did you find me

If you read this, know my liege that I am still a loyal member of the croaker army, even if I have been keeping up with your blog for a while

A fellow enjoyer of Chapel Roan moodboards is an instant close friend to me

if u were to rank croakerverse characters from most fav to least fav who would it be. if queen bethany isn’t #1 im showing up on ur doorstep. long live the feminarchy.

oh jesusita christy theres so many. bethany is DEFINITELY up there tho love a pussy girlboss queen and so many extra points from sharing my birthday

i love kermit as the OG of course but as for "side" characters. i dont fully understand what chris and wisteria have going on but i want what they have

& i love them both as individuals as well (tbc i am speaking of c!wisteria i do not know real person wisteria but also. i love the non-croakerverse posts i.am involved in like most the fandoms they reblog)

i think after those as my top 4. laika's gotta be there cause i think that kid is funny as balls and i actually got so much emotional whiplash abt the death

gordons definitely a solid one. i like her more than milton and 90% of thqt is just worms, even tho milton has 10/10 posts somwtiems too

i missed the whole roommate coven thing but i dont really fuck w athena & sage's blogs in general, some of my least favorites

auhhh

thats all i follow i think. anyone else is kind of ehh??

When my friend’s mom is mutuals with me so I can’t repost the muppet joker anymore

Ever night I lie awake with a pounding in my chest as I remember how temporary this all is. One day I and you and everyone will be dead and then there will be nothing after. I will close my eyes and my memories and thoughts and experiences and feelings will be gone. Where will they go? I am so deeply terrified to not exist. What happens to me when the electric signals in my brain stop firing? I believed that I would find the warm embrace of God after I died. Then, I feared it would be less of an embrace and more of a chokehold as God sapped away my free will and identity into the eternal bliss of heaven and praise. You do not exist if you are stripped of your pain. If I knew my Mother to be in hell and still sang God's praise, I would not be myself anymore. Then, the church reassured me that I was destined for hell, which I took some comfort in. At least I would exist somewhere, screaming in the flames. But no. You do not exist if you are stripped of your joy. Now, I fear that God is as dead as I am to be in several decades or a minute, depending on nothing but luck. Dead dead dead. I am so scared of it all going away. I cry and heave and curse but nothing can be done about it by anybody. At least no one else is as afraid as I am, even if they should be. Afraid afraid afraid. But gods, alive or dead, at least I know Muppet Hole will last forever. When all I know is gone, the worms will still taste the salty necter of my seed which I have planted in the muppet vessel of my desire. This image you sent me has brought me back to my senses. I am not afraid to die! I am not afraid of anything! I am only mad with lust and my erection is filled with knowledge. God bless

Croakerverse Collages Pt. 1

In order:

Kermit x Joker (for @the-muppet-joker)

Milton ( @lifedoesntdiscriminate )

Sage ( @minuseyes )

Gordon ( @consciousgordiacea )

Mavis ( @fungus-of-death )

Wisteria ( @wisteria-html )

Marty ( @long-furby-marty )

Evelyn ( @sharpenyourclaws )

Circe ( @1tsc1rce )

So who wants to be a Robin, batgirl and Catwoman?

Current players in the Muppetverse

(Please be aware this list is only of the players that I know of! If I missed any, or if you want your @ removed, please let me know either via comments or DM!)

For other index posts (from me), check: #index Full list under the Keep Reading.

The man himself:

@the-muppet-joker

@the-muppet-joker's current kins (that we're aware of) (in order of appearance):

Kermit the Frog (The Muppets)

The Joker (DC Comics)

Bro Strider (Homestuck)

Adam (The Bible)

Vriska Serket (Homestuck)

@the-muppet-joker's Family (that we're aware of) (in order of appearance):

Aunt Kimberly

Father

Mother

Uncle Steven (u/ThrowawayWeirdNephew on Reddit)

Archivists/Curators (in alphabetical order):

@amuppetreference

@croakercurator

Delta: @muppetverse-debate

@jokermitfied

Jon: @themuppetarchives / @fearandfelt (both are run by the same account)

Martin: @muppet-blackwood

MJ Archivist: @the-muppet-joker-archive (<- That's me!)

Steve: @croaker-conspiracies

Strange Æons: @strange-aeons (Specifically this video which summarizes a fair bit of the beginning storyline)

@themuppetpoker

u/ThrowawayWeirdNephew on Reddit (@the-muppet-joker's Uncle Steven)

Fans (numbered) (in numerical order):

1/One: @muppetjokernumberonefan

2/Two: @muppetjokernumbertwofan

3/Three: @muppetjokernumberthreefan

5/Five (a): @muppetjokerfannumberfive (blog is inactive)

5/Five (b): @muppetjokernumberfivefan

7/Seven: @muppetjokernumber7fan

8/Eight: @muppetjokernum8ereightfan

11/Eleven: @muppetjokerfannumbereleven

12/Twelve: @12thmuppetjokerfan

16/Sixteen: @themuppetjokernumber16fan

57/Fifty-Seven: @muppetjokernumberfiftysevenfan

69/Sixty-Nine (a): @muppetjokerfan69

69/Sixty-Nine (b): @muppetjokernumbersixtyninefan

69/Sixty-Nine (c): @the-muppet-joker-fan-69

114/One-Hundred-Fourteen: @muppetjokerfan114

420/Four-Hundred-Twenty: @themuppetjokernumber420fan

Idk: @muppetjokerfannumberidk

Next: @nextnumbermuppetjokerfan

Fans (non-numbered) (in alphabetical order):

@clumpyrover123

@fraggled-nightwing

@iluvthecroaker

@iluvthemuppetjoker (blog has been deleted)

@itzamefreddeefatzune

@kermitjokerfanatic (blog has been deleted)

@kremitdeforg

@muppeterfan

@muppetjokercrushing

@muppetjokerfandashie

@muppetjokerfanofextinction (Unable to tag, link to blog)

@muppetjokernonbinaryfan

@muppetjokersbiggestfan

@muppetjoker-art

@muppetjoker-foidfan

@muppetstrider

@pest-control-central

@r0l0way

@themuppetjokerepicfan

@thenewscenemomuppetjokerfan

@topmuppetjokerfan

@muppetstrider

@youngfortunato

Exes (in order of appearance):

Miss Piggy (The Muppets - from kin memories)

Harley Quinn (DC Comics - from kin memories)

Error: @errrrorsans404

Ash (no tumblr account that we know of)

Raven (no tumblr account that we know of)

4/Four: @muppetjokerfannumberfour

Ethan (while not technically an ex, I don't know what other category to place him in) (no tumblr account that we know of)

Rivals (in alphabetical order):

Equius: @equiusagainsttheworld

Denise: @descimatedcroakernightmares

Gonzo Batman: @gonzobatman1 (FKA: @/the-real-croaker)

Gunch: @gunchhorseman

Lee: @bruciemilf (The rivalry was in ~March of 2024, before major traction came to @the-muppet-joker's page)

Mis: @descimatedpiggydreams

@peachyfuck18

Statler: @statleragainstposers

Strange Æons: @strange-aeons

The Pope / God / Catholic Church / Protestants

@therealmuppetjoker

@cabbagex4 (Denny's parking lot fight)

Smuppet ARGs (based on Homestuck) (in alphabetical order):

@burstingatseams

@feltcaverns

@f1uff3rnutt3r

@limplegsakimbo

@softass

@twitchingproboscis

Cypher ARGs (in numerical/alphabetical order):

@143157162162165160164145144

@32972420249658955152

@ew91a25vd21l

@dispatch-base-91 (blog has been deleted)

@dispatcher192-c

Company ARGs (in alphabetical order):

@olipopsoda

@reallacroix (Unable to tag, link to blog)

Fear ARGs (in alphabetical order):

@ceaseless-muppet-watcher (Fear of being watched)

@olipopsoda (Fear of hunger)

Unclassified (more information needed) (in alphabetical order):

If you have more information on what category this/these accounts(s) should be in, please let me know either via comments or DM!

@thestrangemuppetjokerfan111 (I am unsure whether to put them in the fans or rivals category. While, I am personally leaning towards the rivals category, they do not seem to want to be an enemy of @the-muppet-joker)

@trash-panda-anon (I am unsure if this account was created simply to hate on @the-muppet-joker or not, but I am adding them for archiving purposes)

Last Edited: July 9, 2024 — 3:56pm / 15:56 (Pacific Time — US & Canada) Reason: Formatting & Added @trash-panda-anon