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6 months ago

Danny: Ugh, they're back again

Jazz: Don't make that face at paying customers. Do you want to make a portal back home?

Danny rolling his eyes: Yes

Jazz: Then we need to get enough money to buy the parts. If that means waiting tables at a barely legal dinner, where idiots hit on us, then we wait those stupid tables. Now go over there and get the Waynes to leave us a 200 tip.

Danny: Fine, but only if you do too!

Jazz: *Tighten her apron straps into an hourglass figure* Way ahead of you.

Danny: *Rolling eyes but does the same*

Meanwhile with the Waynes

Bruce: It's so nice to go out to eat with you all

Alfred: Indeed. It's a nice change, don't you agree, children?

Wayne kids: *hyperventilating*

Bruce Not looking up from his phone: The Fenton siblings?

Alfred: Indeed, sir. It seems like Master Dick, Master Jason, and Miss Cass are going to attempt to speak to Ms. Fenton today. Master Tim, Master Damian, Master Duke, and Miss Steph don't seem mentally ready to look Mister Fenton in the eye. Bets?

Bruce: Dick chokes on his fork again. Tim face plants on the table, and Steph once again speaks in gibberish after forgetting the entire English language.

Alfred: Very good, sir.

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danny phantom dp x dc ? i guess dc x dp my writing i'm sorry i just couldn't stop thinking about jazz and danny stuck in gotham trying to build a portal back home first time writing for either of these fandoms or participating in these 'community writing' things... and then combined it with that whole 'the portal got turned on bc of death' thing... also like. halfa jazz now. halfa jazz who did it willingly and is now in full compartimentalization mode so she died?? so what. her poor little baby brother did it first and he was all alone at least he can teach her the ins and outs of it also haha im so glad this didn't perma kill me that would be not fun meanwhile whichever bat that is: wtf wtf wtf i presume the bats all knew something was off with the fenton siblings if only bc danny probably showed up weird for duke but it sure is one thing for your casual flirts that you really would like to help out more to be weird and maybe aliens and another for them to punch an interdimensional hole in their closet probably: ffs why does this keep happening (people we like doing insane shit that threatens the city &/or reality itself) i am so sorry to the prior posters that i derailed this so much from being fun flirty the bats

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secretly-art

2 years ago

Get you a guy who makes cool t-shirts for you, your besties, his brother, and his brother's boyfriend

A digital drawing of Katya and Steve from the chest up wearing matching t-shirts. They each have an arm around the other's back and are smiling while looking at each other. Katya wears an indigo (purplish blue) shirt with a hot pink block across the chest with “KATYA” written on it in white block letters. Steve's shirt has the colors inverted, with the body of the shirt being hot pink and the block across the chest being indigo, and “STEVE” written in white block letters.

A digital drawing drawn as if Amber were taking a selfie. Amber is smiling widely while doing a peace sign with her hand. She is wearing a purple shirt with a pink cloud shape across the chest and the name “AMBER” in purple letters. In the background we see Derwin smiling and waving. He is shown wearing a red t-shirt with a black block across the chest and the name “DERWIN” written in white letters.

A digital drawing drawn as if Gus were taking a selfie. He is smiling brightly and wearing a light blue shirt with “GUS” written in dark blue block letters, outlined by a dark blue frame. He is standing in front of the Owl House (out of focus) and behind him we see Hooty coming towards Mattholomule who is recoiling in disgust or fear. Hooty is wearing a red and white baseball hat with “HOOTS” written on it in blue. Mattholomule, with a teeny horn on his head, is wearing a yellow shirt with a blue dripping blue block with “MATTY” written in white letters.

...plus a hat for his bestie who refuses to wear clothes!

Made these to accompany my stevatya fic! (Hoots is intentional btw, Hootsipher is too long to fit on a hat)

Batman Twitter AU Masterpost

Warning: first couple aren’t the best but they get better/funnier as I get used to doing it

part-one The start

part-two Tim left alone

part-three bully Jason

part-four Duke makes new pfps

part-five Bruce and Oliver did WHAT

part-six beach and heroes

part-seven FMK gone wrong

part-eight movies and kidnappings

part-nine Father’s Day/bully duck

part-ten Bruce/Insert your fav

part-eleven DAMIAN

part-twelve Jason is a Swiftie

part-thirteen girl math with Steph

part-fourteen Damian love Jon

part-fifteen Let Duke be crazy 2k24 and Bruce kidnapped

part-sixteen Bully Bruce - again

part-seventeen Joker gets his shit rocked

part-eighteen So much idk what to focus on

part-nineteen Everyone is on the couch

Part-twenty Jason is dating Hood apparently

part-twentyone Just another day in the dc universe tbh