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steve reads the lord of the rings books for eddie but he gets to “don't leave me here alone! it's your sam calling. don't go where i can't follow!” and starts bawling thinking about himself and robin
Robin : *Rolls over in bed and knees Steve in the ribs*
Steve : Ow! you kneed me!
Robin, sleepily : Yeah, i do need you...
Steve, voice cracking : Okay-
Celebrity AU
Interviewer : So, in the show the character of Robin and your character a really close, what about in real life?
Steve : Oh it's really like in the show, ask anyone, we’re close.
🎤
Eddie : Robin and my husband sometimes have sleepovers. In my bed. With me in it.
AU with Steddie and Platonic Stobin, who meets the AU where Steve is a girl, and so in this universe it's Stobin and Platonic Steddie
Steve : I think i should adopt another kids.
Robin : No.
Steve : Why not?
Robin : Because by "kid", you mean traumatized teenagers, with who you were with was in life-or-death situations, and you already have 5 of them.
Steve holding up Will and El : 7!
Robin : That shirt looks great, Eddie.
Eddie : Thanks!
Robin : But I bet it would look even better on Steve's floor.
Dustin : Are you hitting on Eddie... for Steve?
Eddie : I am convinced Steve and Robin share a brain cell!
Nancy : And it's not in use very often, it seems.
Don't hate me for this but... Am I the only one who think Girl!Steve and Robin would be the most powerful couple in the world? I mean, I really really love platonic soulmate Stobin!!
But you can't change my mind about the fact that I think they would be a powerful canon couple.
Just thinking about steddie+Chribin(Rossy) having platonic/romantic cuddle when they all sleep together🙏❤️
#platonicStobin
#PlatonicChriddie
Robin: Oh hey someone ordered pizza Steve: Thank god, I’m starving Robin: Is it just me or are there a lot of delivery drivers in that van Steve: No there’s definitely a lot of people in that van Robin: Maybe there’s a lot of pizzas
Robin: Nope that’s not pizza Steve: Goddammit. I’m hungry Robin: Oh hey it’s the Byers family I thought they were in California Steve: Ah fuck it’s Mike. As if this week couldn’t get any worse Robin: Dude Nancy thought he was dead c’mon Steve: I wish he was dead
Robin: Shit everyone’s running towards them Steve: Should we walk over too? Yeah we should Robin: Stick with the crowd and all that Steve: Surely there’s someone to say hi to
(offscreen) Steve: Fuckkkk... just remembered nobody gives a fuck about us Robin: Let’s just say hi to that random dude no one is talking to Steve: You're so right. Hi random dude. Argyle: Oh hey dudes Steve: It’s okay nobody missed us either
Steve: Well that was awkward let’s just turn around and walk back to the car. I was kinda hoping Jonathan would say hi but I guess not Robin: You did kinda confess your love to his girlfriend Steve: I would’ve confessed my love to him too if he were here
Robin: Alright buddy let’s get you outta here Steve: Can we get pizza Robin: Sure thing bud
Steve: Why doesn’t Jonathan want to hug me :( Robin: Not the time man Steve: I missed him too :( Robin: Steve please people are dead
webweaving thoughts about steve and robin (robin's pov)
more twitter thoughts with @pukner and @sangrientojoe
The third year of platonic Stobin Month starts March 1st!
Platonic Stobin month is an event that runs from March 1st to March 31st centred on the duo of Steve and Robin from Stranger Things.
This blog will serve as the designated blog for the event, so posts will be reblogged to here!
FAQs / AO3 Collection / Past events: 2023 / 2024
steve calls both robin and eddie babe. and those two have a bit of a rivalry going on. eddie thinks since steve is his boyfriend he's the reigning Babe. but steve called robin babe first and she says that makes her more special.
steve continues to call them both babe because he loves the attention and thinks it's hilarious.
steve: babe
robin and eddie at the same time: yeah?
robin and eddie, now glaring at each other: ...
everyone else at the table: ?
steve: can you pass me the salt?
robin and eddie: *hold eye contant for a second before they both scramble for the salt*
robin, all smug after winning: here you go
steve, pleased as punch: thank you
eddie, pouting: :(
everyone else at the table: wtf was that
Childhood friends Steddie this, childhood friends Steddie that!
When will we see childhood friends Stobin!?
They meet at Headstart because the Harringtons want to give their child as much of a leg up on his peers as possible and the Buckleys know that their daughter is incredibly bright, and with the preschool, she could probably start kindergarten a year early.
On day one Steve shows off the lunch his nanny made him, a PB&J cut up into a star shape, a mandarin fruit cup, and a homemade cookie. Robin is insanely jealous of the cookie and starts trying to convince Steve that he should give it to her, only she's already showing signs of becoming a rambler later in life so she trips over the words and it all comes out as a garbled mess that Steve can't make out.
Still, Steve is a kind boy and this girl looks like she's getting really frustrated and maybe even like she's going to cry and Jill, his nanny, packed him a second cookie in another bag for him to give to he first friend he makes on his first day of preschool. He doesn't know if he wants to be friends with this girl, but she seems upset and cookies make everything better.
The cookie does, in fact, make everything better.
Steve and Robin spend the whole day sitting side by side holding hands and running around. The adults around them coo and say weird things about young love that Steve doesn't really pay attention to and Robin crinkles her nose up at. She thinks boys have cooties, but Steve is ok because he's her friend and he's not as gross as the other boys.
By the time Jill and the Buckleys come to pick up their charges, Robin and Steve are wearing matching, wonky friendship bracelets they spent all of craft time on. Robin's is made of blue poney beads because she told Steve that was her favorite color and it had little plastic charms of a bluebird, an ice cream cone, a lime green dinosaur, and a bead with the letter 'S' on it. Steve's is yellow with lots of star beads, an orange dinosaur, a charm that looks like a banana, and a bead with the letter "R" on it.
They head home wearing big smiles, ready for another day of preschool with their best friend.
please steve just one day of peace
Steve swayed to one side then tumbled to the ground. The slimy ground cushioned the souls so that Dustin didn’t hear it over the ringing in his ears. What he did hear was Robin screaming Steve’s name. It wasn’t even a true scream, just her hoarse voice cracking around the syllables, but it was enough to snap him out of staring transfixed at Eddie.
His first thought was “what’s wrong with Steve?” Then it dawned on him as he watched blood bubble up on his friend’s lip. He shoved a now fine Eddie off of his lap and and scrambled to Steve’s limp body, half crawling and falling over himself. His stomach bottomed out when he looked at Steve’s face, identical injuries to what Eddie had had. What had he done? “No.” His voice was broken and weak. “That’s not what I- I didn’t mean to… Steve. Wait, no, Steve this isn’t right.” He started to cry, reaching for Steve’s head.
Robin shoved the boy away. “What have you done?” She screamed, tears free flowing down her face. She threw off her shirt and tore it into strips, covering the worst of the injuries and synching it tight with her belt.
“Robin, I didn’t mean to… this is not what I meant.” Dustin could barely talk around the lump in his throat. He’d just killed Steve. When he’d asked he hadn’t been thinking it was just… Steve fixed everything. He always knew what to do, always protected them…… Dustin had just wanted Eddie back. What had he done?
Strong hands gripped Dustin’s shoulders. It was Eddie, standing behind him. His face was contorted as he tried to figure out what had just happened. Nancy was asking the same thing on repeat. Only Dustin and Robin really knew, and they shared this horrible weight between them. Dustin wanted to die. Why couldn’t it have been him?
Robin made a choking noise like an animal as Steve shut his eyes. Standing, she grabbed him damsel style and ran without hesitation. Some kind of inhuman power had come over her as she lay him delicately on the mattress in Eddie’s trailer and climbed the ladder.
Dustin lay crumpled on the ground, sobbing and shaking uncontrollably. He kept repeating “I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.” Eddie and Nancy desperately tried to get him to stand but he’d shit them out. Setting his jaw, Eddie grabbed him under the arms in a bear hug and dragged him to the trailer all the while saying in a panicked voice, “it’s gonna be okay. It’s gonna be okay.”
Once in the trailer, Robin was screaming at them. “Help him up, hand him up to me.” She was in the trailer on the other side of the ceiling portal, she had tangled the sheets around her feet so the she could stand in a way, reaching her arms through the portal.
Without thought of how this was even going to work, Eddie and Nancy hoisted Steve toward the ceiling, trying to be as gentle as possible. After standing on a chair, they were able to pass him off, how Robin lifted him through the rest of the way was beyond them, but her voice was so authoritative and her expression so crazy they felt they could do nothing but what she demanded.
As Nancy climbed up the rope of sheets, Eddie shook Dustin, trying to snap him out of it. “I need you to climb up to safety now. Dustin, climb up the goddam rope!” He was screaming in the boy’s face, trying to shock him into moving. It worked and Dustin was running for the rope. Each of them reached the other side just as they heard the wheels of Nancy’s car screech out of the driveway. The two of them ran to Eddie’s van to follow.
Steve woke to the sound of a heart monitor. The hospital room was uncomfortably bright, but it was obvious that’s where he was. He felt a wave of shock and nausea pass over him. Wasn’t he supposed to be dead? The memories flooded back to him. Eddie bleeding out, Dustin, cradling him, a mess, crying and begging for Steve to help, to save him, to fix it, just fix it. There was so much pain so much raw panic, Steve had had to do it. He was able to save a life, he couldn’t just not. And with the way Dustin had begged him to fix it, all hesitation left his mind. This was his purpose, this is why he’d been given the gift at all.
Looking around the room, Steve saw Dustin, sitting in the far corner on the floor. He was grey looking and stared at the tiles. On his other side robin sat on a chair, her knees curled to her chest, asleep. He tried once to day her name, but found his voice a rasp. He swallowed dryly and tried again. “Robs?”
Her eyelids fluttered before she took a deep breath and looked at him. She stated for a groggy moment before it dawned on her. “Steve?” She whispered before repeating g it i a shout. She crashed to her knees, chest pressed against the side of the bed as she reached for him, holding his hand, touching his face, her fingers were butterflies flitting around his body, as if checking to see if he were real.
Dustin shot up from his corner. “Steve?” He dashed to the other side of the bed. He looked between Steve and Robin in disbelief. “Steve!” He started to cry. “I’m so sorry, that’s not what I meant. I didn’t want you to- why would you do that? I didn’t mean for you to die. I thought you were going to die.” He was sobbing and buried his face in the sheets.
Steve petted his head with one hand. “It’s okay, Dustin. It was my choice.” He squeezed Robin’s hand with his other. She began to cry too.
“What the hell, Dingus. I thought I’d lost you.”
“Where is everyone? Are they safe? Max?”
Dustin lifted his head slowly and shared a look with Robin. They both took a deep breath.
The heart monitor screamed as Steve staggered his way down the hall, having ripped off the monitors and IVs. Robin and Dustin were following, shouting at him to stop and be careful. He looked into the windows of each room, looking for the familiar red head of hair. Once he found her he threw the door open, causing Mike, Lucas, El, and Will to jump to their feet. He had a dark determination in his eyes as he marched for her bed, reaching out for her.
“What are you doing?” Lucas asked as Dustin and Robin skidded into the room.
“Just move.” Steve gritted out. The pain of moving had gotten so great he’d thrown ip in the hallway, but seeing max in all those casts doubled his fortitude.
The group realized what he was trying to do and move nearly in unison, standing in front of the bed to block the way.
“Steve stop.” Dustin said as he and Robin jumped in front of him, grabbing onto him to force him back. “Don’t do this. You’re already hurt enough. Anything else and you might-“ He choked a little.
“Let me go. Let me heal her.” Robin and Dustin threw themselves against him as hard as the could, trying to keep him back. “Let me heal her!” He shouted, halfway angry, halfway desperate.
“No.” Lucas said. “You’ve done enough. It’s enough.” He was almost giving Steve permission. Permission to stop, to heal, to live.
“We want you here, with us.” Robin said, her restraining changing to more of a hug.
“We don’t know what we’d do without you. Without your help. We need you with us just as much as anyone else.” Dustin said, remorse carving his face.
“It’s not what she’d want.” El said softly. “She’ll wake up… when she’s ready. She would never forgive herself if she healed at the cost of your life. The doctors say you can’t take much more.”
Steve collapsed, all momentum lost. Tears coursed down his face and neck as he struggled to breath. He just wanted to fix it. That’s what he was meant for. And yet his body burned with pain. He want even sure how he’d made it down the hall. Around him his friends help him, and each other in a group hug of tears and shaky breaths. Feeling more at peace, knowing that they, that Dustin, didn’t want to trade him for someone else. He wasn’t just of use to them, they loved him like he loved them. He wasn’t sure he could go on, stay awake as the others cried with him and around him. Steve felt light headed, like he was floating. The lights in the room seemed to grow brighter and dimmer then fade out all together. With a deep, tear stained breath, he slipped into darkness in the warmth of his friends arms.
There is a fic in the hobbit fandom where Bilbo has a Gift and he can take someone's injury from them. Aka. They scrape open their shin, he holds onto them a sec, and they're completely fine, but his leg is now bleeding. Direct transfer. This came about because that fandom really enjoys killing Bilbo in myriad horrifying ways.
So I was thinking about ST fandom, and how much we love to see Steve be insecure and self sacrificing. And If I'd watched the show maybe I'd have the details to do it right and talk about him taking head trauma from Lucas in 2, and undoing the damage to Robin before she wakes up and knows about it, but I don't know much more than that.
So just consider Dustin begging Steve to help Eddie after the bats. Dustin, who knows that Steve doesn't heal the injury, he takes it on. Dustin who would never ever ask for this if he was thinking straight. But Dustin is hysterical, and Steve is desperate, so he tries, and he succeeds. Steve sort of falls sideways after its done. For a second, Dustin is too focused on the color coming back to Eddie's face, and the way his eyes are focusing again to notice.
stobin month day 11 - matching!!
It would be even funnier with the headcanon that Steve has an Italian family and speaks Italian.
He is confused to why she said it to him. Then he is confused why she speaks italian. Also he ask himself if she knows he speaks italian as well, maybe that this is the reason why she speaks it around him.
Robin will be mortified, because she did not know that he speaks Italian. Steve in his sometimes nonchalant not thinking too much ways, never gave away that he understood her and just someday either speaks to her in Italian or she hears him speaking to his family. Maybe she finds Italian books (like a cookbook) and starts to question a lot of interactions they both had.
In the end she loves it, because they can speak ill of customers or maybe a little bit of the party right in front of these persons. There can also be a moment where she is like "Of course, my Dingus speaks Italian he is my soulmate, my other half. The one person that understands me the best." (Maybe she starts thinking to teach him more languages) That would also be a really good answer from her when somebody asks why Steve can speak Italian (like the Party has never heard him speak it before). She is just like "He is my Soulmate of course he speaks Italian" If you want more you can also imagine Dustin taking the answer literally and fears that the upside down gave them superpowers (that this would also explain why they are so weirdly codependent in his eyes)
Okay something that I think should really be added to Robin is her knowledge of other languages.
You’re telling me this snarky ass ice cream server hasn’t cussed out a customer in their face in Italian?
She keeps saying “Mortacci tua” to Steve each time it comes up that Steve has lost several fights. He just stares at her funny when she doesn’t elaborate.
(The phrase implies that Steve has weak ancestors)
Robin stubs her toe “ZUT!”
(An exclamation like Damn!)
A attractive girl walks out of Family Video and once the door shuts Robin calls out “Fica!” Steve again just looks at her funny.
(Means Cunt but is used like a crude way of calling a woman hot)
When Steve is again harassed into driving around town, Robin calls him a “chupamedias”.
(Suck up/ bootlicker)
Thank you for coming to my quadrilingual Robin Ted Talk.
No, I don’t count pig Latin.