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Stupid ass watermelons

Dazai: I dare you to marry me.

Chuuya: No. I'm not falling for that idiot.

Dazai: Then I win.

Chuuya: What? No you don’t. I’ll marry the hell out of you. You’re officially my wife now. You can’t beat me like that.

Dazai, pulling out an engagement ring: Got it a week after we first met.

Chuuya:

Chuuya, also pulling out a ring: Got it yesterday.

Dazai: Babe!

Chuuya: Don’t call me that!

Dazai: Chibi, honey, dear, love, sunshine, slug-

Chuuya: Dazai-

Dazai: Darling, hat rack, sweetheart, my God of fire-

Chuuya: Dazai no-

Dazai: Mi amore, the light of my life, my chihuahua, my doggie, my baby, angel, baby boy, baby girl-

Dazai: My petit mafia, shortie, sweetie-

Chuuya: Are you done?

Dazai: My beloved, the best executive, the anchor of my universe, the loml, my other half, my soulmate..

Chuuya:

Dazai: Ok, now I’m done.

Chuuya: Ok what did you want?

Dazai:

Dazai: Oh I forgot.

Dazai: I’m in love with you.

Chuuya, scoffing: Yeah, how many others have you said that to?

Dazai: Everyone.

Chuuya: …What?

Dazai: I told everyone I’m in love with you.

Dazai: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant other and-

Chuuya: I wrote you a poem.

Dazai, already crying: You did???

(Welcome to my weird agenda of skk meet the night Dazai leaves, and dazai tries to break up with chuuya that night,

and Chuuya just goes "don't be stupid, makerael. Now, I'm coming with you."

Which in response dazai goes "marry me." And they both just stand there awkwardly but eventually conclude yes they are going to illegally get married before running away.)

"Dazai what are you doing here." Chuuya seethed

"Collecting my things my dearest ex~" Dazai replied in a sing song voice

"You cannot be serious right now."

"I'm Collecting my things, mr nakahara, now kill me or leave me be." He responded seemingly completely numb in that moment

"No." He continues

"you do not get to leave me without even giving me a chance to keep you in my life, don't be like all those people who have left. At least be honest with yourself"

"What are you trying to say chuuya?"

"You stupid makerael, break up with me or prove to me that you won't try to push me out of your life again and take me with you. Let me experience your change with you. Let me be there for you, asshole."

"Nakahara chuuya, marry me"

"Wait- What!? And why was that a demend? You're supposed to ask."

"Awww chibi, I was trying to be romantic!"

"I- what?"

"Chuuya, your really set on coming with me and betraying the port mafia with me and you want me to do something to prove I won't  break up with you over text and than sneak into our secret apartment right?"

"Well, yes but I meant like over the years we'll be in hiding."

"I still think you should marry me."

"I- are you being serious"

"Of course I am slug."

"Yes."

"Come on it'll be- wait what!? "

"Yes, you stupid makerael"

"Did you really have to add a insult befitting of your size?"

"Stop being a infuriating finance before I change my mind and go become a bitter mafia ex"

"Whatever you say chibi, now since you used that insult, you have to pretend to be the bride!"

"What! Why!?"

"Slug, gay marriage isn't legal remember?"

"Oh right..."

"Plus you look more like a girl, and your a bottom!"

Chuuya wasn't really paying attention, he was too busy hoping this timeline did not go like the last one, he admit he didn't regret committing suicide with dazai in that one, but still he hoped maybe in this timeline they could be happy......

Any advice on characterisation? (They are obviously 18!skk)