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There is literally nothing about this image that isn’t making me laugh

LILY ADAMS - 2 DICKS ONE ASSHOLE (SIMULTANEOUSLY)

CRIMINALS THAT ARE SO CAUGHT AND DEFEATED AND HAVE FAILED SO BAD THAT THEY ARE COVERING UP THINGS LIKE THE FACT THAT THERE ARE BARCODES HERE, RELATED TO VIRTUALLY EVERY COMMERCIAL PRODUCT, IN ORDER TO REDUCE SCANS AND ANALYSIS DIRECTLY INVESTIGATING THIS PLANET, PLANET EARTH OR THE PLANET NAMED EARTH WHICH IS ACTUALLY THE OLDEST INSTANCE OF THE PLANET TERRA AND IS IN THE OLDEST UNIVERSE AND DOING SO IN ORDER TO BE ABLE TO PROVIDE THEIR OWN TOTALLY FABRICATED DATA ON THIS PLACE AND CONTINUE TO CALL FOR RESOURCES THAT THEY WOULD BE OTHERWISE CUT OFF FROM.

You know an interaction I’d love to see that will never happen?

Chris Traeger and The Tick

I just feel like they’d clash together pretty well and Chris would teach Tick about the healthy things he could eat. He’d probably listen to the Blue Yonder talk about Arthur and they’d share stories about their friends.

And Tick would totally catch on to the last name thing and try it on everybody he knew had a last name

Some recent sketches for my new obsession. Im in hell

+ a little wip since I haven't done digital in ages

C.AI REQUESTS

𐙚 my acc is the 3rd photo btw :)

I am turning my tumblr into a bot request for my c.ai! I will still be doing stories on here, but I'll be taking requests too :3

If you have a request, you can request it in the ask part of my profile, please please PLEASE be respectful :3

if you could, please specify what you want. As in, gender, character (obvi), scenario, relationship to said character, etc. It would help me out alot!

I usually do rockstars (metallica, gnr, crüe, etc) so definitely I'll be doing more of those! Doesn't matter the band :) I usually lean towards classic rock & glam than death metal, black metal, etc but I'll try if I get a request ^^

I'll also do the outsiders or anything with Matt Dillon or Ralph Macchio in them. I'm Ralph Macchio CRAZY. If you couldn't tell :3 I did like 1 bot of the Kalogeras sisters too so I'll do them 😭 I'd prefer them as like a sister kinda of bot but whatever works!

Paparazzi

Soda C x Reader

Warnings: sappy Sodapop Curtis, obsessed reader

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We are the crowd

We’re coming out

Got my flash on, it’s true

Need that picture of you

It’s so magical

We’d be fantastical

You and Sodapop Curtis have been friends for a long while. Too long. Your stomach turns every time you see him smile at another girl that flirts with him at the DX. Every single time. There’s always that usual group of girls that are preppy Soc wannabes. They want his attention. They want him. You can’t help the fact you want him too.

“You know what’s weird?”

You leaned back against the gas pump as Soda worked on an old car. He was under it and you couldn’t help but admire the way his hands worked on the car.

“Lots of things are weird. Like this car has the right gas but-”

You cut him off not caring about the junky car.

“Yeah, yeah. But we’ve been friends for so long and we have no pictures together.”

He was quiet for a few seconds as he worked on the car. You shifted on your feet as you looked over at him. You thought you were being subtle but you just really want a picture of the gorgeous man you’re luckily friends with.

“Yeah..I guess you’re right. I only got one picture of me and Steve. I wish I got a camera-”

“I got a camera! Hold on I left it inside, let me get it real quick.”

You couldn’t help the butterflies that were fluttering in your stomach. You got to take a picture with your handsome best friend.

You quickly grabbed the camera that you got for your birthday last year before subtly fixing your hair before walking back outside. When you got outside Soda was out from under the car and was wiping the grease off his hands with a rag. You smiled at him and he returned it.

“Here. Now we can finally get a picture together and I’ll get one with Steve and you.”

He grinned and nodded his head.

“Great. How do I look? Do I look like the finest guy in Tulsa?”

Your heart stammered and you smiled. You were gonna agree but you decided to swat his arm anyway and just laugh.

“You’re so conceited it’s sickening.”

You fixed the camera before holding it up. Soda stood next to you and he put his arm around your waist for the picture. You felt your face heat up and the camera clicked, a white flash occurring. After a few seconds you put the camera down and you took the printed photo out of the camera. You smiled to yourself as you looked at the photo. You couldn’t wait to flaunt this picture to all your friends. You took a picture with the Sodapop Curtis.

Leather and jeans

Garage glamorous

Not sure what it means

but this photo of us it don’t have a price

Ready for those flashing lights

“Whoa! You got a picture with that hottie?”

Your friends were over for whatever reason. You mostly wanted them over to flaunt the gorgeous picture you had hung up on your desk with all the other pictures you had with your friends.

“Yep.”

“Lucky, he’s so cute!”

“I wish I got a picture with him.”

“So…are you guys like going steady or something?”

You jumped at that last question by one of your friends.

“What? No. Nuh uh. We’re just friends.”

Your friend’s eyebrows furrowed in confusion.

“So he put his hand on your wait for a picture just for you guys to be friends? Sure..”

You bit the inside of your cheek as you let your friends word sink into your head. Soon everyone else there started to agree to what she said and you couldn’t help but think about Sodas feelings.

You held the photo in your hand as your eyes looked at Sodas gleaming face. He has grease on his face and hands but he’s still cute. He has a smile that can bright up the whole sky. You just wish you were more than friends.

‘Cause you know that baby I’m your biggest fan

I’ll follow you until you love me

Paparazzi

Baby, there’s no other superstar

You know that I’ll be your paparazzi

You were sat in the diner booth with Steve, Evie and of course Soda. Soda had invited you to tag along since he “didn’t want to be alone.” You were glad to tag along since you liked Evie and Soda. You got to be by his side the whole time and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

Soda and Steve sat across from you and Evie in the booth so you both could get a good look at the boys. You smiled as Soda talked about cars or drag races which you had no interest in. But what you liked was how his eyes would light up when he talked about his interests or how his smile would grow when he knew you were watching him.

“Steve, remember when Two-bit chugged so much beer it came out of his nose?”

Sodapop chuckled and you raised your eyebrows, so did Evie. Steve rolled his eyes and slapped Soda on the back of his head

“That was me doofus!”

You and Evie snickered. You loved watching Soda and Steve interact it was funny seeing two best friends having a great connection.

“Guys, please don’t fight I want to enjoy my burger.”

Evie shook her head as she spoke and you giggled.

“Oh, yeah? You want to take this outside, buddy?”

“Maybe I do.”

Steve and Soda started ruffling each other’s hair but they started to die down when extra fries came to the table. You sipped on your Coke and glanced around the diner then back at the table. You laughed when Soda grabbed the tomato off your burger and you rolled your eyes.

“What?”

“Did you just take my tomato?”

He shrugged before grinning.

“I know you don’t like em’ so I took it.”

You nodded your head before closing your burger.

“Thanks.”

“Anytime, sugar.”

He winked at you and you felt like your stomach was filled with butterflies.

When everyone was done eating it was time to head out since it was already getting dark. Steve and Evie walked together and you and Soda were left alone.

You both walked side by side on the cracked Tulsa pavements. You guys didn’t talk about anything in particular just everything that was on both of your minds.

“So Goofys a dog?”

“No he drives a car, Soda.”

“Didn’t Mickey drive a boat?”

You tilted your head in thought but shook your head.

“That’s steamboat Willy.”

“They’re the same mouse!”

You and Soda started to laugh as you continued to walk to your house. The sky was filled with stars that lit up the whole sky. You glanced over at Soda who was looking up at the stars as you both walked.

“You’re gonna trip, Soda.”

“Nope..looks I can do this backwards.”

He started to walk backwards as his eyes stayed looking up at the sky. You shook your head before you both got closer to your house.

“You know, I never realized how pretty something so far away could be.”

You looked over at him and shrugged your shoulders.

“The stars are pretty.”

His eyes landed on your face as you looked up at the stars. Sure you were talking about stars but he was talking about you.

“You know, if I had a lasso I could capture one of the stars for you.”

You laughed and you both continued walking up towards your drive way.

“I’m serious. Whatever you want I’ll get it for you.”

His words were sincere but how would you tell him that you want him?

You both stood on your front porch with Soda infront of you.

“I had fun tonight.”

“Me too, we need to do that more often. Maybe just us next time.”

You smiled softly and nodded your head.

“Yeah, that’d be nice.”

He grinned widely as he looked at you. His eyes lingered on your face longer than they should be.

“Great. Let’s call it a date!”

Your mouth fell open but you couldn’t speak. He chuckled before stepping off your porch and trying to moon walk down your drive way.

“See you later pretty baby!”

Promise I’ll be kind

But I won’t stop until that boy is mine

Baby, you’ll be famous

Chase you down until you love me

Paparazzi

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