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Why’s all the re8 fanfiction self inserts with Dimitrescu and Heisenberg? I just want the duke :(
HI IF YOU HAVE PURCHASED A RESIDENT EVIL KEYCHAIN MADE BY CRUMB AND AREN'T INTERESTED IN RESIDENT EVIL ANYMORE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT PLELSE PLEASE SELL IT TO ME I'M DESPERATE I LOVE RESIDENT EVIL I WILL DO ALMOST ANYTHING FOR IT PLEASE PELAS EPLEASE PLEASE OLEAS EPLEASE PLEA
(the keychains in question ^ looks how beautiful they are DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY STRUGGLE)
this video screams with heisenberg's energy duuude
You walk into your local coffee shop. You absolutely despised going on Wednesdays at this specific time because,
“Good morning, love. The usual?” “Daniela, you left me two months ago.” “Yes, I know.”
She rolls her eyes as she prepares your coffee, just the way you like it. "Do Wednesdays still strike you as hard as they did before without me?" Daniela gave you a sly grin. She has no right to say that! "Please, Daniela, don't start this shit. I'm not in the mood."
"When my lips were on you, Wednesdays weren't so unpleasant." “Daniela.” “Sorry! I can’t help but flirt!”
Your card is clenched between your fingers. "I'm done with you, Daniela. You abandoned me, and it hurt." Before she sighs, her eyes dilate. "Yes, I'm aware, and I apologize." She had a genuine look on her face.
“Give me the goddamn coffee so I can forget you for the week.”
She instantly snatches the coffee back, looking at you with a broad-eyed expression. Tears slowly start to well up in her eyes. “Why am I easy for you to forget like that? You just get your coffee and my face vanishes from your mind?” She clutches it in her fingers. You see the cup start to bend.
“Ideally, but that doesn’t happen, now does it? I still come back here.” “You are so full of shit!” “Says the one who left in the fucking first place!”
The lid of the cup pops off and the coffee splashes out. The two of you made a scene. Exactly what you needed this morning. “Look what you did, Daniela!” She throws the cup down and when she looks at you, it is pure hatred. She throws down the apron. She walks out of the cafe, and disappears in the middle of the road in an angry swarm of flies.