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watching pole vault instead of revising for my upcoming philosophy test like the heathen i am
AS SOMEONE WHO DOESNT HAVE A SCHLONG BUT USED TO POLE VAULT I CAN GUARANTEE THE BRUISE IS MASSIVE
the bar youβre aiming to go over is relatively flexible, but still a bitch to hit or fall on top of. this one time I was vaulting and hit it with my foot and when I fell on the mat I landed on top of the bar, there was a purple bruise the size of my hand on my thigh and ass because I landed on top of it. it took three weeks to almost completely fade and by the time it was almost gone I managed to land on the same spot AGAIN and the bruise returned
Did you see what happened to the French pole vaulter
honestly completely OC:
FUCK ME THATS A HUGE DICK THE BRUISE MUST BE FUCK9NG HUGE AASDF;AOSDFGJ OAJFR'S
Working from home babyyyyyyyy
Armand Duplantis breaks his own world record (again), Lausanne 25th August 2024
European Athletics Championships, Pole vaulting 1st and 2nd Place,
π₯Armand Duplantis, π₯Emmanouil Karalis
They're adorable!
Mondo Duplantis on Swedish TV, 7th August 2024
A very tired and possibly hungover Mondo fighting for his life on Swedish TV, 6th August 2025
Mondo Duplantis and Sha'Carri Richardson, Louisiana State University 2018
Mondo Duplantis after winning gold at the Paris Olynpics, August 2024
Mondo Duplantis celebrates his Olynpic gold medal and world record in Paris, August 2024
No wonder Mondo sounded so wrecked on Eurosport this morning ππ